Constructed and contextual. Librarian of Babel. 色即是空，空即是色. I like talking about horror, music, philosophy, and games. T1D. He/him 🧙♂️😴🧛♂️🧟♂️🎃🎮
Joined June 2013
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11 Jun 2013
I hope birds become our radios in the post-apocalypse, so they can tweet "Hollaback Girl" outside my window at 4AM beneath a dying red sun.
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Jun 16
In any other context, the amount of red flags something like this would throw for someone reading it would be astronomical. Capitalism is washed up as fuck. This is straight up cult shit lmao
Viral ‘dopamine sites’ are letting users shop without actually spending money
The sites feature nonexistent products, reviews, and promotions, and let users checkout and track their “courier” all without actually buying anything
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Jun 15
The stuff with the reflecting pool is just such a bullseye, on the nose commentary that it feels like even the universe is desperately trying to point how stupid this all is.
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Jun 16
Still chuckling weeks later after someone told me she believes some propaganda about this fuckin' loser scoring like 170 on an IQ test. I'm almost certain that shit is a pseudoscience like phrenology, and also as racist, but he'd be lucky to score like 60 at the highest.
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Jun 6
Every single link in the chain of my health insurance is absolutely fucked. A staggering level of incompetency from the insurance company to the mail-order pharmacy they *force* me to use, all the way down to the shipping they use. About to start praying to Saint Mangione.
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Jun 6
Insurance company: Broken websites, wrong information, keeps claiming to be secondary insurance (they're primary).
Pharmacy: Waits over 9 days to fill a critical prescription that keeps me alive.
Shipping: Receives package on the 1st, stops updating, only tells me 'its delayed'
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Jun 6
The consequences of not having this RX is at best hospitalization and at worst death. I'm just expected to have backup plans to account for the system being maliciously useless. Somehow this isn't medical malpractice and there's no accountability. Fuck me, I guess.
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@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.
She didn't put an @ cuz she's not about that life!😂
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Jun 3
i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.
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Jun 3
None of you are self-aware. You are howling narcissists. This woman starts this video off by listing her personality type, attachment style, horoscope, as if borrowed categories add up to a self. You think about yourselves too much and have mistaken it for introspection.
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May 28
Katherine Argent wrote a masterpiece of a tweet. We turned it into a dramatic one-take short film.
This is “Everything is Fine.”
Apr 30
Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
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Jun 1
I think part of what makes Obsession such a great movie is that there's layers to the text. I think for sure there is a reason why people watch it and think "borderline personality gf" immediately, but I never see anyone mention "avoidant personality disorder bf".
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Jun 1
Truth be told, I don't think the movie is intended to comment on mental health, I think it's about the difference between love and desire, and how our selfishness can make us oblivious to how we hurt others and miss connections that are right in front of us.
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Jun 1
The monologue she does from the shadows about how it would feel for him to leave stays inside me like a knife made of ice stabbed into my heart. People love to demonize BPD, but never consider the suffering that is being trapped in longing for love you aren't able to actualize.
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May 30
Just realized that the way Trump talks about the country suddenly makes sense when you consider his entire epistemology is grounded in understanding everything as an idealization of a product he's trying to sell the American public, including his conceptualization of self.
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