Born on Mars; citizen of Venus 🏳️⚧️
Joined January 2010
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30 Nov 2025
Bodycon dresses remain undefeated 🤘🏻
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Jun 11
Facts.
ALT Someone: There's more than two genders. Doctors: Yeah. Psychologists: Basically. Scientists: Yup. Gender is a spectrum. Here's several well-designed studies using the latest in genetics and neuroscience. Sexologists: Duh! Anthropologists: I can name like fifteen societies with more than two genders right now. Historians: Yes, we see that in written records as far-back as 4000 years. Rabbis: The Talmud describes eight genders. Religious Conservatives: NO! Only two! Penis and vagina! Or civilization will collapse!
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Jun 11
On second thought, I’m okay using the men’s room this one time
Jun 10
Some people expect me to be eating a pint of ice cream after my loss.
I have other plans.
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Jun 6
TORONTO I’m HEADLINING THE LEGENDARY ROCK VENUE EL MOCAMBO (June 19)
TWO SHOWS ( afterparty)
LET’S FILL THIS FUCKER OUT
🎟️in comments
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May 30
Americans be like “That country’s cuisine is ass. Their McDonald’s isn’t as good as ours”
May 29
Americans when they come to Canada and go to McDonald's for a poutine expecting it to be good lmao
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May 30
Room for improvement but it’s doing fine
Do you think a straight pride sports league would go over well?
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In 10 years we’re going to see posts criticising gen alpha for spending all their money on rice when sawdust is cheaper and just as filling
Gen Z won’t even write a budget they just order a $28 burrito and look at you like this
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May 21
Not me silently judging the graffiti in this women’s bathroom stall for not passing the Bechdel Test
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May 20
Witnessing what’s happening in the US but also living through present day Ontario Canada proves that Conservatives should never have majority power in any political realm, because they’ll shamelessly go on an unmitigated, merry “anything goes” crime spree in voters’ faces
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May 20
Oh yeah, and they’ll rally together to protect pedophiles. That too
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May 19
Can't raise minimum wage because it will kill jobs.
Can't raise taxes on the bourgeoisie class because it will kill jobs.
Can't ditch oil because it will kill jobs.
But when these companies replace 50% of their workforce with AI, it's "sorry, that's just the way it goes."
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May 17
Trying to upsell my incredibly mediocre gaming chair on FB marketplace
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It's frightening to be trans in the U.S., especially in red states. To that end, I'm excited to finally able to share what I've been working on for the past year: 110 pages of trans refugee relocation resources, guides, and support networks within the shield states. 🔗👇
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May 16
Bill Maher loves himself so much that every time he has to fart, he does it into a jar and seals it so he can savour it later.
It's his “Bill Maher Fahert Jaher”
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