pro wrestlers are some of the most talented athletes and performers around. they combine so many different disciplines into their art that it often catches me off guard how much time, energy, blood, sweat, and probably beers they pour into it
*JULY 16 - PRODUCE 2*
Two proud icons do battle for the very first time.
FRED ROSSER
vs.
EFFY
Produce: Volume 2
TAIGASTYLE
Thursday, July 16, 8 PM
White Eagle Hall, Jersey City, NJ
Tickets here!
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I judge someone's entire character based off of three metrics.
1) Shopping cart etiquette
2) Turn signal usage
3) Throwing your own food away at a cafe/food court
These are low-effort, high-consideration gestures that can speak volumes about who you are.
Don't be an ass!
If you are struggling with the ladies, try some these classic lines for guaranteed results:
"What's cooking, good looking?"
And
"Where's my hug?"
Or the super effective:
"Good evening, m'lady"
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The Irish have whips
The Germans have a suplex
The Russians have a leg-sweep
The Japanese have an arm drag
The Canadians have a destroyer
The Spanish have a fly
What do Americans have??