Your 5’9” 92Y. Opinions are my own. If you take me serious, that’s on you. Not here for politics. I’m not an MD, or ESQ….. Part-time underwear model.
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My 1SG is looking to sell morale shirts for our unit. The goal is not to turn a profit, but to raise money for junior Enlisted to attend our ball in the coming years.
Looking for an online shop that’s military friendly and won’t make achieving the end goal impossible.
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Shut the fuck up…. Thanks.
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I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.
And there is now a trillionaire.
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Murica! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Please don’t change the fry container. I’m very upset.
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Apparently I signed up for Shake Shack email updates…. Now I’m hungry.
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He doesn’t know nuffin.
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I wonder if they’ll let me in tomorrow if I show up to the White House in uniform….. Should I try it? 🤣
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GM. I still haven’t received tickets for tomorrow’s UFC event. 😔
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I don’t watch Soccer (futbol) for Freddy. Yay team America!
Ninja, I just paid $193 for 2 bags of groceries…. AND HAD TO PAY FOR THE BAGS!
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Bad news folks. My shorts won’t be here for Sunday. 😔
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Go to like a post… Opens random other post…. Hit back button… Happens again….
Why do we have to live like this?
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The girl I like drinks Egg Nog…. Gonna call it right there. 😔
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The answer is 2. 🤣
Jun 12
Damn man, how many ex wives do you have?
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ retweeted
“Peasant retrieve our ball”
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Big shoutout to Amy for dinner. Thanks girl, you’re a real one!
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