i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

I’d go check it out just based on the sign

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

I have a genius idea! @fenwaypark/@RedSox should open up the ballpark in a limited capacity on Friday to watch the Team USA game @ 3, followed by the Scotland game @ 6. Could even extend it for Brazil Vs. Haiti @ 8:30. Place would be nuts. Seems like a no brainer. Beer.

Right wingers when someone tells then not to rape children.

🛫| Prepare yourself, Boston. Tartan Army reinforcements are on their way. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

“The headlines will show you a country, but Americans will show you America.” Love this! We are proud to be hosting the World Cup 😎

If you earned $10,000 a day from the dawn of humans 300,000 years ago, you'd have earned less money than Elons wealth. Tax this shit out of billionaires (and one trillionaire)

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

The Koreans in Mexico are going to invent binge drinking methods that will advance the craft by decades in mere weeks

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

He also rapes children. Shut the fuck up

Whoever the next Democratic president is, they better not start talking about forgiveness and pardons to unify the country. This country will unify behind prosecutions and prison sentences. We're still fighting because the Confederacy was never properly punished. End the cycle.

This has to be the most iconic HBCU graduation celebration I’ve seen this season. The aura wtf🔥👏🏽

Talarico VS Paxton.

chupar rola e dar o cu é bem menos gay do que esse tweet

Bitch he was 12

Allow me to be the first to congratulate the MAGA morons, who spent years howling about the $1.7B that Obama returned to Iran. Your 4D chess master is handing Iran $300B, to open the Strait of Hormuz, that Obama kept open for free. Brilliant!