Joined February 2026
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how it feels to chew 5 gum
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NEW EPISODE - LA Noire! It’s like regular noir but it has an e on the end, which is how you know it’s for girls
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easily rizzing up the butches by being unfathomably old
NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we investigate whether ACAB could possibly include such an unassuming old lady as Your Actual Mum's Favourite Detective, Miss Jane Marple.
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Hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard
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smoking all of these, housing the Ferrero Rocher and shooting myself in the head like the end of Death on the Nile
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*especially* the branagh poirots
Replying to @postoctobrist
oh my god are you going to do the Branagh poirots
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enough pod… to fill the Nile 🫳🍸
NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we join our boy Hercule Poirot for a luxurious Egyptian cruise, with enough armadillo urine to fill the Nile! Available for free on Patreon! patreon.com/posts/episode-2-…
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Hail Sobek!
NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we join our boy Hercule Poirot for a luxurious Egyptian cruise, with enough armadillo urine to fill the Nile! Available for free on Patreon! patreon.com/posts/episode-2-…
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