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Available now on Patreon to all our £5 and above subscribers :)
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NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we interrogate Inspector Maigret over the sheer amount of yearning on display in Maigret (2022), an unfortunately good film starring the most Hauled In For Questioning actor we've ever encountered
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NEW EPISODE - LA Noire! It’s like regular noir but it has an e on the end, which is how you know it’s for girls
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easily rizzing up the butches by being unfathomably old
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NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we investigate whether ACAB could possibly include such an unassuming old lady as Your Actual Mum's Favourite Detective, Miss Jane Marple.
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NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we investigate whether ACAB could possibly include such an unassuming old lady as Your Actual Mum's Favourite Detective, Miss Jane Marple.
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Hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard
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New bonus episode available now exclusively on Patreon
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Mar 18
help us greenlight our new inadvisable passion project
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New bonus episode available now exclusively on Patreon
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smoking all of these, housing the Ferrero Rocher and shooting myself in the head like the end of Death on the Nile
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*especially* the branagh poirots
oh my god are you going to do the Branagh poirots
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enough pod… to fill the Nile 🫳🍸
Mar 11
NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we join our boy Hercule Poirot for a luxurious Egyptian cruise, with enough armadillo urine to fill the Nile!
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Hail Sobek!
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NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we join our boy Hercule Poirot for a luxurious Egyptian cruise, with enough armadillo urine to fill the Nile!
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NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we join our boy Hercule Poirot for a luxurious Egyptian cruise, with enough armadillo urine to fill the Nile!
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