soaking up them sats as a paranoid Bitcoin anarchist

Joined August 2024
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Kind lies.
I don't remember where I found this, but its spot on.
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After all these years Bitcoin is still the only cryptocurrency that matters
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Which one of you put the Strait of Hormuz on BTC Map? #bitcoin
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10 Nov 2025
Every Lightning transaction is _literally_ a Bitcoin transaction: the underlying HTLC is implemented by offering your counterparty a signed Bitcoin transaction that would allow them to collect money on-chain if needed.
10 Nov 2025
Lightning is Bitcoin.
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22 Oct 2025
I feel sorry for people that sell their Bitcoin.
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Runaway money printing ie, monetary policy, could be the true root cause of most of the ills of our society. #bitcoin
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wtf?! @lightspark is a VC-funded corp whose @spark protocol is SELFISHLY defining their own "sp1" addr format, which will create confusion over the existing Silent Payments "sp1" reusable/shareable addrs. This is revolting @davidmarcus.
We pointed this out to them a few months ago and @lightspark said they were going to change it to avoid causing issues. Guess they never got around to it…
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RT @w_s_bitcoin: @Excellion @adam3us It's easy to bypass this fence with minimal effort, yet you'd claim it works because it requires an ex…
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21 Aug 2025
you can hate jpg spam and think that knots is retarded at the same time
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20 Aug 2025
use whatever mempool filter you want. your mempool, your rules. it doesn't change anything, it doesn't affect me at all. I couldn't care less. the only thing that's concerning is that the artificial larp instigated by podcasters and marketing people without any technical background or competence divides our community. this isn't a problem yet, but it will become one when bitcoin is attacked by serious adversaries that threaten to fork it. NFTs are not serious adversaries. they are not even in the room with us right now. we've seen this play out before in 2017 and it will happen again. it's a classic divide and conquer. we are currently divided. conquer is next. strap on. there's only one bitcoin.
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17 Aug 2025
you must be kidding me right @GooglePlay? do you have any actual rules for publishing apps? your communication with developers is beyond any professional standards. after weeks of complying with their requests, now they've decided to remove "bitchat" for profanity! PROFANITY! The bitchat @Google play store saga so far: - first they publish an impersonator app which got over 100k downloads - dozens of reports for impersonation didn't help, only after causing a shitstorm on X things actually started moving - I tried to submit the real bitchat app 5 times, don't even get me started on "you need 12 testers for 2 weeks before you can publish anything" - my app gets rejected for "copyright" – DUDE I'M THE COPYRIGHT OWNER - nothing working, no reply on appeals for a week until I cause another shitstorm on X, finally things are moving again - I resubmit the app, following their instructions *exactly*, thinking finally we've covered all their requirements - now I get a rejection because of PROFANITY. seriously? what about the numerous impersonators and all the other "bitchat" knockoffs you publish on the store... to this date? this is the worst experience I've ever had. without a sizable following on X, how would I ever had progressed at this at all? do you need friends at Google to publish an app?
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ROADMAP TO $400K PER BITCOIN BY END OF THE YEAR: 1️⃣ every genius trader on CT “shorts resistance” with stops at 112k 2️⃣ one of the treasury companies sneezes and accidentally hits the buy button, liquidating literally every idiot on this app 3️⃣ CT watches in horror realizing there’s nothing but air above $115k, bitcoin regularly printing 10k daily candles and they’re utterly sidelined 4️⃣ everyone thought it would take 4 years to hit $200k but it actually took 4 weeks, NOW the entire world wakes up, “wait you’re telling me this ponzi added $2 trillion in a MONTH?!?!” 5️⃣ literal global fomo ensues, every institution and every rich person in the world wakes up in cold sweat “what if it doubles AGAIN” 6️⃣ $400k by end of year is a conservative target, thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Bitcoin is just a cryptocurrency the same way Earth is just a planet or humans are just animals.
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I am making it publicy known that in no way, shape or form am I sucidal. I have made this known to my therapist and GP- If something happens to me- in the sake of my family do not let this go away and help me to protect them. Too many evil people want to see me quiteted 🦋
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Sell your chairs and run the table.
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America will be the Bitcoin superpower of the world. The Golden Age of America has BEGUN!
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The United States has established a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. Welcome to the SBR club! 🇸🇻🤝🇺🇸
FACT SHEET: PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP ESTABLISHES THE STRATEGIC BITCOIN RESERVE AND U.S. DIGITAL ASSET STOCKPILE March 6, 2025 whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2…
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*laughs in shitcoiner tears* 😂😂
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