After his main man Allan lost the presidential election, Mr. Alooo Alooo came out with something impressive and has now been appointed as the brand ambassador for Shiloann Communication Company. Honestly, I have no idea who owns the company, and everyone is wondering how they will pay their brand ambassador — through his parents’ account or by debiting it to the school canteen so Mr. Alooo Alooo can collect his mandazis every morning. That aside, this young man is a talented PR strategist. He has already shown strong signs of it at a tender age. He deserves this appointment and many more successes in his lifetime. Congratulations to him!

Maraga the sixth.

David Maraga: It has taken Ruto less than five years to demolish this country. I need five years to call this country into order.

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There are 265 Premier League goals and 213 Premier League assists in this photo.

Bro, stop thinking in terms of I've started with nothing. First, it's false. Secondarily, it's a flawed mindset. Your IQ is an asset.Your height is an asset (not my case but maybe yours) Parents alive is an asset etc... You probably have lots of assets even if you don't have millionaire parents, not everything is money related. Even if your dad had a decent job, it's an asset. He could've been in prison 20 years and your mom would've had to send half her salary there while you were growing up. But he wasn't. And you had food and school and clothes etc. Brothers and sisters is an asset, your friends, that friend who's always one phone call away etc. THINK OF WHAT ASSETS YOU HAVE AND HOW TO USE THESE ASSETS. Also, think outside the box, you're funny = asset. You're a good guy, reliable, relatives like you = asset! Every person I ever met had some qualities. Maybe they weren't aware, maybe their qualities seemed unimportant but they could have been, if utilised properly.

Growth! Team Karura Community FC, siku zombo!

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Man Fuck Ruto and His stadiums

😂😂😂 GenZs are fearless bwana..

Any behavior can be justified when it's directed at someone who has earned that treatment and fully understands the game they're involved in. The only time a behaviiur looks disgusting and is difficult to accept is when it was embraced by a person that's unworthy For example, IF some important multimillionaire acts a lil bit arrogant and makes jokes you laugh and you're more susceptible of finding it funny but if some waiter has even 1% arrogance in his DNA you feel like torturing him. We tolerate (or even admire) certain behaviours when they seem congruent with a person's perceived status, achievements, or vibe, but find them repulsive when they appear undeserved or mismatched.

If you don't have a plan you tend to remain in no mans land, moving randomly without no purpose. Without objectives, your brain defaults to random or reactive behavior, chasing whatever feels good in the moment, saying yes to everything or getting pulled by other people’s priorities. Therefore, you need to understand exactly what you want, how you'll get there and stick to it for a long time. This way you can easily say no and refuse things that don't align with the goals. You gain clarity and you remove doubt. For example, If you decided you gotta save 100k you'll say no to invitations to parties, you'll avoid people that are distracting you. If you decided you gotta lose weight, you'll avoid junk food, alcohol and you'll stick to the plan. If there's no specific goal, you'll just behave in a chaotic way, that makes no sense and brings no results.

Legend in my books. Nanyuki 🔥

At a time when Kenya yearns for truth, courage, and accountability, @dkmaraga continues to stand as a voice of reason and justice. Tomorrow on The Situation Room will be a moment of national reflection on governance, rights, and the courage to fight for what is right.

This is what greed results to, top to bottom.

Umoja ni nguvu,utengano ni udhaifu.

"Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve." — Napoleon Hill. Belief is not a magic wand, belief is a contract. The mind signs it, and then the body, then the schedule, and then the mouth begins to honour it. YES, YOU CAN. Believe it.

Lets go Sholla, keep them accountable. @sholard_mancity