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MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Last night President Trump made the announcement that he will be running for a historic third term as president after already winning the two previous ones.
Mandy is absolutely triggered by Twitter's possible takeover by Elo...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — As Elon Musk takes over Twitter this week and begins looking for ways to make the $44 billion-dollar company more profitable, some employees are starting to worry about the future...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — History was made last week as Dylan Mulvaney, a pretend woman, sat down in a one-hour Now This News special with Joe Biden, a pretend president.