I’m not good at golf but I would likely still beat you
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If there’s a rock in your shoe, just get it out
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I’ll never understand people that whine about being warned about storms
It takes 1 second to silence it and you might be glad it wakes you (and your family) up at 4am if there is something serious
Guys we don’t need “CRITICAL IMMINENT THREAT ALERT” sent to iPhones like North Korea launched missiles over here when a spring storm rolls in. Holy excessive, Batman
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Brother there is enough liquor snuck into Arrowhead Stadium on a random Sunday to kill the Russian army
Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a mobile. Mexicans are light years ahead of us.
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Man did this shit against actual centers and legit big dudes
“centers” today would just shoot over him but they would also die in the post
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If being a fan of a player makes you act like this, maybe it’s time to pick a new role model
Holy fuck
Kobum the dead raplst 2 finals MVPs, 1 MVP and same amount of gold medals as Jorbum and bam Adebayo in 20 years and got swept by JJ barea as the defending champs and killed himself to hide from the Diddy case also Bam has more points than 81 🤣🤣🫵🫵💨⚰️
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People are so bored they’re trying to argue about pitchers from 30 years ago
Maddux > Pedro. Had to be said.
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This is a goat
The other two are humans
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Maybe I’m too young to understand what this means? Take her medication??
Like your opinion matters to anyone other than your mom. Maybe you should go upstairs and see if she's still awake and has taken her medication.
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Timmy 2 Putts retweeted
This comes up every year it seems, and I still don’t know how this is even a debate.
If someone tells you to aim a cup left, you aim one cup width left of the edge of the hole.
Ummm? 2 is 100% the answer
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Lmfao Kippy doesn’t even know how to talk to his own guy
I’m done taking him seriously about anything
Ummm? 2 is 100% the answer
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Rollie Fingers and it’s not a debate
Who had the most iconic mustache in sports history?
Goose Gossage? Lanny McDonald? Tom Selleck doesn’t count 😂
Drop your pick .
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30 players and only 20 people watching?
That’s some horrible parenting or this is a straight up lie
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A week ago our H.S. players were competing in front of 800-1,000 fans with a season on the line.
Last night they were playing a 16U travel game in front of about 20 people, 0 energy and no pressure.
Tell me again that travel baseball can replace the high school experience.
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Tyreek Hill showed up to his autograph signing event wearing a wife beater 🤣
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My boy took a softball off his face the other night at my game and I’ve never been more convinced he’s gonna be able to beat my ass in a few years 😂
Dude was an absolute beast through it all and I was terrified the whole time
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Saying shit like this and immediately blocking someone is just simply admitting how you got fucking worked
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What good would it do anyone to release this as Tiger is getting out of rehab?
People are so fucking dumb
Not excusing any “inappropriate” actions of Phil Mickelson, but the timing of its release is suspect. Came a day before Tiger was returning from his most recent rehab stint. Both men are undoubtedly flawed geniuses, but only one has been hung, drawn & quartered by the press.
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I’m not sure I understand why people do this?
Like you could just not say anything
Tiger: Makes incremental millions for golf professionals all over the world, sleeps with a thousand women, drives under the influence nearly killing people repeatedly.
Golf: "Oh boy I am concerned for Tiger's well-being I hope he is okay as a person let's watch another re-run of Pebble 2000."
Phil: Makes incremental millions for golf professionals all over the world, gambles his way into some legal grief, possibly gets a little too cute on one cart girl.
Golf: "FUCK YOU AND GO DIE, PHIL!"
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It really didn’t
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John Elway is better than Dan Marino and Joe Montana. Had to be said.
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