Navigating life the best way I can come up with. Using humor as a defense mechanism.
Joined June 2009
- Tweets 10,032
- Following 1,026
- Followers 734
- Likes 16,735
458 Photos and videos
My dumbass sitting here waiting for sone mystical spellcasting. 😂
In Louisiana, this is how you can tell if a gator is in that water
1
38
Will Gibbs retweeted
Boomers having access to Ai is one of the worst things to ever happen to society
21
94
6,745
141,097
Will Gibbs retweeted
Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that
1,086
16,844
371,346
8,446,261
Will Gibbs retweeted
Jun 1
Not you just paid the shipping fee 😂😂😂
i aint ever paid for pussy but i’ve paid for a plane ticket
111
3,274
31,607
1,046,130
Idk if Wahlberg has the range needed to play someone who thinks hate crimes are bad
First look at ‘BY ANY MEANS’, starring Mark Wahlberg and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II.
The film follows a hitman and FBI agent who team up to investigate the murders of civil rights leaders in the 1960s.
(Source: ew.com/by-any-means-exclusiv…)
64
2,737
30,099
651,782
Will Gibbs retweeted
May 31
Lady at dog park: Did you adopt your dog?
Me: No, he's my biological dog.
38
108
928
16,318
Will Gibbs retweeted
May 30
We have now invented popcorn buckets that can't hold popcorn
821
12,477
288,729
6,832,934
May 30
Did…did they change how being gay works?
May 29
Men are naturally more attractive than women on average, that's why women need makeup
This isn't me being gay, it's science
Look at a peacock or a cardinal, male vs female, females get mogged
Greek statues dedicated to the peak aesthetic form? Overwhelmingly men
24
Will Gibbs retweeted
May 28
garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written
54
2,810
21,471
273,867
23 Nov 2025
84 murder convictions were overturned in 2024. This is why we should never be in the favor of the government murdering citizens for crimes they have decided we committed.
Murderers, where there is unequivocal evidence of guilt, should be hanged, as has been the case throughout history
1
7
256
5 Nov 2025
Imagine? 😂
5 Nov 2025
Minnesota State Senator Omar Fateh, now running for mayor of Minneapolis, said on the Senate floor that “the real terrorists look like my white Republican colleagues.”
Imagine the outrage if a white person said this about Somalians.
56
5 Nov 2025
I really want to see the NYer this is replying to agree to live in FL and never comment about not having any good pizza around. I’d watch a reality show about that.
Provided you assimilate immediately, we'll allow it. No more Yankees hats and for the love of God, don't complain one time about the pizza.
1
2
71
2 Nov 2025
I can’t imagine being the kind of person that watches the shopping cart of others AND pays attention to how they pay.
1 Nov 2025
What’s the most ridiculous haul you’ve ever seen someone buy with EBT?
6
238
26 Oct 2025
The word “context” has been completely obliterated.
26 Oct 2025
Needs more context. A man usually won't lay hands on a woman unless he's been provoked to the extreme. Unless that was a ladyboy, then maybe he started off on the right foot.
1
61
Will Gibbs retweeted
8 Oct 2025
"You cant kill kkk members in a video game anymore cause the US is sensitive about it"
8 Oct 2025
Ubisoft canceled an 'Assassin's Creed' game set after the Civil War
• Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave
• Would fight the emerging Ku Klux Klan
• Leadership canceled it — concerned with US political climate & Yasuke backlash
(via @stephentotilo)
762
19,186
205,489
3,141,869
9 Oct 2025
Won’t someone please consider the feelings of the Klan? They have families. 🙄
8 Oct 2025
They cancelled the coolest fucking video game ever because our current “political climate” would cause backlash for a game about killing.. racist terrorists
That’s where we’re at btw
66
28 Sep 2025
Fuck. That’s a good line. I mean I don’t know if it’d work on women. I’m terrible at that. But it made my heart flutter a bit. 🙈
27 Sep 2025
Insane that 50,000 years ago they would’ve formed a religion around how beautiful you are and here we are getting to see you on this godforsken site
75
26 Sep 2025
“So what are we going to go around not giving out medals EVERY time our military slaughters people?”
This person thought they were making a solid rebuttal. Humanity was a mistake.
26 Sep 2025
Should we also strip Vietnam veterans of their medals? Many would argue that the Vietnam War was not much more than the senseless slaughter of Vietnamese people.
66
Will Gibbs retweeted
24 Sep 2025
Those TSU kids laughed those clowns off campus. Shit was jokes. They didn’t take those losers seriously at all. As they shouldn’t have. And even still, that racist crowd is hitting those HBCU kids with those racist “violent people” dog whistles. Even tho we recently saw very real violence happen at a debate on a college campus and it damn sure wasn’t at an HBCU. There is no need to engage in any of that bad faith “civil discourse” bullshit that side is trying to sell. They are not coming into these debates with open minds. They are looking to have their racist viewpoints validated.
24 Sep 2025
Do you know how dumb you sound expecting people to respect someone with racist talking points all because they know how to be cordial in the face of the same people they hate ????
109
1,933
8,181
692,297