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mariana Z @mariana057

I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. ko-fi.com/mariana057 . #smokefleet cash.app/$Marianaz057🌊🌊

Joined July 2008
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mariana Z
@mariana057
11 Sep 2025
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.
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Dorian Aurora@Dorian_Aurora
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@mariana057
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Just broke two of my old Queen records. Now I want to break three.
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@mariana057
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A couple burglars broke into the local CVS last might and stole all the Viagra. The police are on the lookout for two hardened criminals as we speak.
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I sodomize you for your efforts. 👍
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To anyone suffering from paranoia... Just wanted to let you know… You're not alone.
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mariana Z
@mariana057
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To anyone suffering from paranoia... Just wanted to let you know… You're not alone.
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@mariana057
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Don’t expect me to stop if you’re broke down on the side of the road. You’ve been offered an extended car warranty multiple times…
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mariana Z
@mariana057
Jun 13
I'm broke but not like poor broke. I'm classy type of broke. I'm broqué.
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@mariana057
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Have you ever looked at someone and said... "So you're the reason for warning labels?"
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Doc 
@DocAtCDI
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My wife is complaining that I never buy her jewelry. In my defense, I didn't even know she sold jewelry.
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mariana Z
@mariana057
Jun 12
Fun Move Fact: To help keep production costs low, many Star Trek scenes were actually filmed on Earth, rather than on location in outer space.
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mariana Z
@mariana057
Jun 13
Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means.
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mariana Z
@mariana057
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I'm broke but not like poor broke. I'm classy type of broke. I'm broqué.
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