Sadly doing my civic duty & providing crime scene photo so FBI can bring the infamous Barbie Decapitator to justice

Canada told this man’s wife to kill herself with MAID because they had “no treatment” for her stage 4 ovarian cancer. They lied about HIPEC surgery. Lost her chemo requisition. Her oncologist never even met her in person. ERs sent her home with opioids while her lungs filled with fluid. So they evacuated her by ferry from Vancouver Island to Seattle. America got her into the system immediately. Started chemo. Gave her the surgery Canada said wouldn’t work. Every time she went back to Canada, she nearly died again, going septic in Canadian hospitals until her husband literally unplugged her from machines and evacuated her back to the US. They finally got him a green card in under three months with the help of a Congresswoman. Now they’re in Texas. His wife is heading into her THIRD remission. She squatted 175 lbs for five reps last week. Canada’s answer was death. America’s answer was treatment. That’s the difference. 🇺🇸

Canada has commanded anyone who owns a gun to turn it into the government. 97.5% of people who are registered as a gun owner have not shown up to turn their guns in. According to this slimeball politician, “compliance is not voluntary”. And after October 31st of this year, anyone who hasn’t surrendered their guns will have a government goon showing up at their door to take them by force. Folks, this is why we have to make sure the Democrats never have power again. They will try this in America eventually.

Canadian leadership wants to expand its "High Quality Medical Care" to include allowing children (12 & up) the ability to decide for themselves if they want the state to kill them via their ever-expanding (and evil) MAiD program. They're even pushing to not loop the parents in on the decision. Their consent wouldn't even be sought or required. Read that again. Canada is lost.

Canada is now ADVERTISING government approved medically assisted su*cide. Advertising it. Making su*cide look romantic and spiritual. Dear God. Canada is lost.

Finally, TikTok challenge I can believe in!!

This boobie pun is so awful that when a dad joke rounds second base on it, it thinks it just hit a home run. x.com/CaptFemAmerica/status/…

Grok cannot even identify a bow saw

Needless to say, the Sister of the Banjo got the job as my new companion.

That time I crossed the Delaware so we could cut some Hessian throats and let George take the credit

Insane

That time, I went to the P&P verse & told Darcy he could end his agony with a banjo. Thus, he removed Lydia's motivation to be the 1st sister married, kept her at Longbourn for the wedding & out of Wickham's clutches!

The secret the beauty-industrial complex does NOT want you to know!

If there were banjos in the Doctor Who verse, there would be no need for Doctor Who

As the spiritual leader of the world's stringed frying pans, I pledge to leave no cleavage unchecked in my quest to rid the world of these evil alien endoparasitoids!

I was visiting another timeline where banjos were never invented. The zombie apocalypse was so bad there, NYC had to time warp in a T. rex for pest control

🚨BREAKING: The Senate is now considering IMPEACHING far-Left activist judge James Boasberg THIS WEEK after he refused to testify. About time. This needs to happen. These corrupt jusges shouldn't be allowed to destroy our country. Follow: @BoLoudon