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Dave Bird @BardDave

Huge cricket fan, also loves tennis snooker. Dad who still plays Pokémon & Japanese video games. Loves trashy US TV like Buffy, Stargate, & Sliders.

Joined June 2009
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Dave Bird@BardDave
11 Sep 2024
Hey good #cricket people. I've finally got round to sorting out a proper domain and site for my FAST cricket scores page (with no ads)... cric.my.id
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England are really good at running quick singles - whenever they need boundaries.
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Half of England's bowlers did well :(
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Josh Tongue is now 4th on the list of bowling averages, in the last 20 years, of all foreigners bowling in Australia to have taken 10 wickets... stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/en…
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Dave Bird@BardDave
19 Dec 2025
I think I've broken Vampire Survivors... @poncle_vampire
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Dave Bird@BardDave
15 Dec 2025
My best attempt at a #PokemonGO photo
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Dave Bird@BardDave
15 Dec 2025
So, in all the thirty years I've watched cricket, one thing never changes: England bat terribly. Solution: drop a bowler.
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Dave Bird@BardDave
11 Dec 2025
England's #Ashes chances, as told by the combination of Jason Statham and Guy Ritchie: youtube.com/shorts/mP34OytNH…

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Dave Bird@BardDave
11 Dec 2025
How many of England's current top 7 are better than Jonny Bairstow? If the answer is less than 7, he should be in the team. #Ashes
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Dave Bird@BardDave
8 Dec 2025
Next week England can look to go ahead of Pakistan and lead the way...
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Dave Bird@BardDave
4 Dec 2025
There was young fella named Brook, Whose talent forced people to look, But when the test ball is pink, He must stop and then think, About not getting out on the hook.
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Dave Bird@BardDave
4 Dec 2025
OK - I've found the answer. There have been 19 maiden-less 6-fers (or better)... stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/en…

Dave Bird@BardDave
4 Dec 2025
Replying to @ZaltzCricket
@ZaltzCricket and @DonaldNorcross G'day fellas, pray tell, is Mitchell's 6-fer the most test wickets taken without a maiden? I feel it must be on that list.
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Dave Bird@BardDave
3 Oct 2025
The main advantage of names like Dave, Dan, and Darren is that, every once in a while, someone will mistakenly call you Dad.
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Dave Bird@BardDave
2 Oct 2025
Who is the best English bowler in England, since 1970, by average, with 50 wickets... Could @ajarrodkimber explain why he's not going to Australia? I've given up expecting an explanation from the English press. stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/en…
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Dave Bird@BardDave
4 Sep 2025
So England's batsmen collectively forked up in the last game so the solution ... Drop a bowler. #FFS #TwasEverThus
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Dave Bird@BardDave
2 Sep 2025
This is not an ideal #ODI debut for ☀️ Baker.
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Dave Bird@BardDave
29 Jul 2025
My #Bisharp is having an identity crisis. #PokemonGo
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Dave Bird@BardDave
24 Jul 2025
England are losing this game. With all the ball movement going on, there's simply no way England can ride their luck as well as the Indians have done.
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Dave Bird@BardDave
23 Jul 2025
Thanks Ben. Another great decision at the toss :(
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Dave Bird@BardDave
21 Jul 2025
I wonder if anyone has been discussing England bowler Oli Robinson for a place in the touring squad for Australia. #Ashes
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Dave Bird@BardDave
14 Jul 2025
Bumrah has played two tests - the two tests India have lost.
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