Common Sense Realist. Free thinker. Free conscience. Free speech. Deist by faith. Agnostic by reason. Lawyer, but don’t hold it against me. Post/ops mine only.
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16 Dec 2024
What I think when someone says something ridiculous.
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I wish Bill Hicks were alive today to unload on Woke™:
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This AI generated Tony "Gabagool" Soprano skit had me chuckling.
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Good morning fam, and a happy Tuesday to you all. Thanks for stopping by @Tommys_Diner.☕️👻
On today's menu:
Post something funny. If it made you laugh, it qualifies. 👇🏼
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Testing. Does this thing still work? 🤔
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Lived in an apartment complex around Columbia, MD and I was certain the apt manager (here’s looking at you Karl, you dickhead) had a grift going with the towing company.
If you didn’t put up your parking tag or it wasn’t clearly visible. Towed. If you were “on the line” (you weren’t but this was before cell phone cams). Towed. Stickers expired by a day. Towed.
This woman is crashing out about her car getting double booted in her apartment complex — again.
She says this is the second time it’s happened. This time, she forgot her parking garage key card, so she parked next to the curb instead. She says she ran inside for literally 60 seconds to grab it, and by the time she came back out, they were already booting her car.
She pays to live there and feels like the booting company is constantly targeting residents. On the other hand, she’s not supposed to park outside the garage, and this isn’t the first time this has happened to her.
So… is she wrong or right in this situation?
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You might think the LSAT is just a test you take to get into law school.
No, it so much more than that.
It is a test that determines whether you are an intellectual aristocrat who can function at the highest level on Twitter.
LSAT isn't a credential. It's a high-ish-level test of logic and careful reading. In my experience of any of us, the results are the best standard measure we have of valuable skills the lack of which make mid-to-low scorers exasperating to argue with in a structured way
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Jun 15
It’s important to have hobbies.
'ALF' Star Anne Schedeen Dies at 77; Family Remembers Her 'Burning Hatred for Trump' variety.com/2026/tv/news/ann…
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Jun 14
You know what's REALLY great about the Euro soccer fans coming to the US and plastering social media with all their discoveries about hospitality in the U.S. heartland?
The politico-media infrastructure in NY-DC and LA-SF get to learn all about it for the first time too.
How many in the NYT Newsroom do you think have been to a Waffle House?
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Jun 14
Elon could literally solve homelessness tomorrow.
All he needs to do is sell his stake in the companies he created from the ground up, crashing the price and evaporating his wealth as well as the savings and pensions of workers globally.. handing the control of these companies over to short term profit interests and preventing any long term vision from being enacted..
THEN take whatever money that remains which will be nowhere near 1tn and give it to homeless charities who have never solved homelessness anywhere on earth because they’re financially incentivised to do the opposite.
Bam - homelessness solved.
The reason he doesn’t do any of this is because he’s evil.
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Jun 14
European tourists in America right now
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Lars is already a muppet, appearing on The Street would be redundant
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Jun 12
Been brushing up on the discourse and I’ve decided that every single person is richer than me is a greedy bastard and every single person poorer than me is a loser. I and only I have the exact right amount of money.
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Jun 11
The German soccer player just left Buc-ee’s. Now take him to Bass Pro and show him the AR-15s.
Jun 11
We found another surreal place on our way. I know some people will say I’m too positive about everything I see, but this place was crazy. They had a shooting range in the store.
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Jun 11
This is what happens when people get used to a lack of consequences.
She thinks those two things are mutually exclusive.
Jun 10
Wow! Just freakin wow! DISGUSTING… This is not justice, this is trying to make an example!!!
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Jun 11
This is still one of the funniest things I ever scrolled into. 🤣
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