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8 Apr 2023
Sad news, sad news ππππππ
I just met Former President Uhuru Kenyatta queuing for his grandchildren's bursaries because Kikuyus punished him so hard, he's really suffering...
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Jun 13
If Faith Odhiambo decides to run for the Nairobi Senator seat, Jalangβo should start dusting off his CV for Radio Jambo and Kiss FM.
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Nairobi CBD looks like it was during Moi's tenure- potholed, dirty & filthy.
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Fact.
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Jun 12
The Kenyan βChief Diplomatβ flew to Norway in his kshs 5 million per hour jet, spent another kshs 300 million in accommodation, to find 120 ship cooking and cleaning jobs for Kenyans.
Somehow the slow learners kwa Ikulu believe this some excellent achievement.
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Jun 13
You cannot stop diarrhea by stitching the anus. Kama mtu anahara uwezi shona mkundu.- Rigathi Gachagua
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TUKO KADI 15MπͺπΎ FOR THIS COALITION MR. PRESIDENT. USIANGUSHE GEN ZS AND MILLENNIALS AND THE ENTIRE YOUTH POPULATION OF KENYA π°πͺ
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Jun 13
We still hold the View that in you the spirit Baba Raila Odinga Reincarnated. We shall be there no matter what. Maybe you're the one to take us to the promised land across River Jordan that's Currently logged with Crocodiles.
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Jun 13
Ahead of tomorrowβs rally in Thika I sat down with your favorite podcast @micchequepod . Its been two whole years since I was last here na vitu mingi zimefanyika in that time so I was abit all over the place but hope you enjoy it when it comes out π. Tupatane Thika kesho!
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NEW: President Ruto now says he needs 7 yrs to transform Kenya and Kibera.
I'm confused.
We are in 2026. His first term is almost over. So where exactly are these 7 yrs coming from?
It's funny how politicians never run out of promises. Only deadlines.
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Seeing parents cheer for Sifuna in the middle of mourning shows that he really represents hope that things will get better
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Jun 13
Ruto hatutaki chai yako na mandazi! Ni Kibaki alitujegea barabara wewe ni uwongo tu" Marsabit residents lecture Ruto after being kicked out of State House for booing him.
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Jun 12
On Sunday KTN will be exposing how theyβre hawking national IDs in preparation for tutam.
Ruto will burn down this country.
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Jun 12
Congratulations π
Tourist of the year.
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Jun 13
RΕ«ciΓΌ ni Thika. Kujeni na mbogi!
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Wafikishe Hadi 800bn ..it has been decided on earth and in heaven that Kenya kwisha will go with the colonial system..
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Jun 12
"We have failed as the leadership of this country. All over Kenya, it's nothing but tears." Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna mourning with the parents and families of the girls who died in the Utumishi Girls tragedy.
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