Did someone order a hooker? @mightyhoopla

I saw a promo for the new Gladiator movie and said to my husband, “That looks good. I wonder if I need to see the original first so I know what’s going on.” My husband jumped up and with his full outside voice said, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN GLADIATOR?!?” 2.5 hrs later, credits rolling, I said, “That was so good. I bet it won a lot of awards.” My husband, “It was nominated for 12 Academy Awards and won best picture, best actor, best costume, best visual effects, and best sound mixing. Ridley Scott was robbed of best director, but Steven Soderbergh won for Traffic, another all time great.” Me, “I’ve never seen Traffic, what’s it about?” My husband, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN TRAFFIC?!”

They are protesting a bill that seeks to reinterpret the country's founding treaty with Māori people and will result in less protection and rights for them.

Imagine going to therapy and Faith is your therapist

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

This is the most gentle rage I've ever seen LMAO

Millennials have lived through 9/11, wars in Afghanistan/Iraq, financial crisis, mass shootings, Obama election, rise of Tea Party, Trump’s first term, COVID-19, George Floyd, January 6th, Ukraine, Gaza, end of Roe. We’re not buying conservative b*llshit.

Everyone is annoying. The only problem here is that the movie looks garbage.

Burberry burned $36,500,000 of clothes in one year. Not because they couldn't sell them. Because they didn't want YOU to have them. The disturbing truth about luxury's dirtiest secret🧵

babyyyy, why don’t you come over

This is a massive media scandal. @SkyNews posted a video accurately describing what happened in Amsterdam. It described violence perpetrated by Israeli football hooligans, and their hideous racism. They then deleted it. This is the original.

We should all nominate the 14 year old Dutch journalist as.... JOURNALIST OF THE YEAR 🏆 I am deadly serious.

Lill not in the top, im fucking shocked!

BREAKING: 🇳🇱 AMSTERDAM POLICE CONFIRM ISRAELIS STARTED IT

Thank God for social media because we don’t have to fall for the propaganda anymore

Denis Villeneuve on Amy Adams' Oscar snub for ARRIVAL: “That was disappointing. Amy had the whole weight of the film on her shoulders. It’s not easy to act in a film like that, against a green screen. It’s a shame the Academy didn’t recognize that.”

It's going to be a busy few years for the face-eating leopards meme.

This is the Shadow Justice Secretary. In his very first tweet in the role, he has chosen to lie to you. Keir Starmer did not let Jason Hoganson out early. Hoganson was serving for domestic violence. DV is specifically excluded from the ‘release on 40% of sentence’ scheme that Starmer’s government has introduced. As a result, he was released at 50% of sentence instead. Which has been the release provisions for quite some time. Anyone want to guess whose party introduced 50% release? These lying fuckers just cannot be trusted.

“As a British person I don’t know how Americans chose tru-” Let’s not forget this phenomenal triple header