TIM DILLON's real-world commencement speech 😂😭 "Your generation's been fucked" "Elon Musk has a trillion, a billion ain't nothin', and $100 million is a joke" "You can't get a house. [It's] $3 million. A smoothie is $45. And an Uber is... $89... to go get in a suicide pod" "And you'll continue to be fucked, and many of you will go insane" "Elon Musk has a trillion dollars. You've got shit" "Going to a steakhouse now for a meal costs what you pay for rent, so it's over for you" "You will snap quickly. You'll be in traffic. You'll get the 15th job rejection, and you'll snap" "We're putting you back in the bush. You're going back to nature" "You're going back to the jungles again. You will fight for food. You will fight for water. You will trade and you will barter, this is your life now" "[You'll] ask somebody for a ride so you can sell your blood or semen or whatever you got left. Unless you find a way... to go on Polymarket" "It's actually just Polymarket for you, or you will live in your car, and you'll have to choose which one of your children to sacrifice, like Meryl Streep did in Sophie's Choice" @TimJDillon

ethereum $eth maximalists are the modern version of the #Bedouin tribes wondering in the arab deserts i'm an ethereum maximalist

Where are the Women?

Inspiring. This young man came to America with no hair and zero bitches. Now he has a full head of hair and 55 children.

This is disgusting lmao Almost 80x in 14 months for $SNDK

$15,000 on $SNDK put position on a friday i'm likely to die at monday open

I lied. More brother wars. It is not enough that ZCash win, Monero must also lose. Zigher.

Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth. We need a wealth tax.

"I said to YOU to never sell your Bitcoin. I never said that I wouldn't sell Bitcoin" - Michael Saylor lmao

$900 i am in

the spacex ipo turned my $2.5m into $12.6m and i can't touch a single dollar of it. until today i've only shared my crypto portfolio. this is the first look at the other side of the book. backstory: when i sold my solana in january 2025, i rolled part of the winnings into spacex through a private equity fund. i invested $2.5m at a $350b valuation. $SPCX lists today at $1.77 trillion. zero genius involved here. i was fortunate. right place, right time. now the strange part. i'm locked up and can't sell a share. the private fund still marks the position at the $800b valuation, so even my own statement is behind reality. what i put in: $2.5m what my statement says: $5.66m (at the $800b mark) what the ipo price says: $12.6m screenshot below. fund name stays private. by the time the lockup ends this could be a very different number, up or down. i’m just here to watch the show

It’s very funny how bitcoiners said ZEC wasn’t truly private or invisible JUST UNTIL they claimed they couldn’t verify if there was an exploit. SUDDENLY Zcash tech privacy worked!

I think Zcash might be the easiest buy right now in the market due to it already experiencing peak FUD What else can make $ZEC dump? $500 plus incoming

$ETH back up to $5,000 a lot faster than anyone can possibly imagine yes. its my biggest bag rn. Ethereum: The original altcoin

The problem with capitalism is that eventually you run out of other people’s donkey meat

a small cortisol spike for cultural reasons

Liquidated yet again 🥲

it was UPnL which is not part of "net worth" especially not in horribly illiquid microcap memes

Peak net worth of $45M. Now sitting on roughly $17.2k. Ask me anything (AMA).