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14 Apr 2023
May these words bring you comfort ahead of her execution: bit.ly/tributetobaysie
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BREAKING: AFL replaces Remaining Fixtures with Nick Daicos 100th game highlights
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Fox Footy team are going to need a truckload of fresh grundies to get through the week thebelltowertimes.com/afl-re…
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Hearing the AFL has enthusiastically endorsed SportsBet's call for an acting coach to join the SB family for a side hustle
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"Tuesday will be fuck Bull Creek Day. There will be nothing like it!!! Send your fuckin' planes to the Strait or you'll be living in HELL! JUST WATCH! Praise be to South Street Red Roota. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Trump has cancelled his Bull Creek Leeming Footy Club membership thebelltowertimes.com/trump-…
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BT is an excellent commentator. He watches the game in front of him and never jumps the gun in an attempt to get a sound bite he'll wank to throughout the week. More BT I reckon
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Not a bad start but go harder. Absolute scourge
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NEWS: We’re cutting gambling ads on TV, radio, online and on the field.
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Preferred it when this was dodgy photoshop day, not just AI slop day
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We need a jizz-in-pants meter for Fox Footy commentators. Bet you'll see it pretty flat when Geelong don't have the ball #AFLSunsCats
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West Coast fans looking at the Suns form #AFLSunsCats
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Kyle & Jackie O Show Enjoys Exact Same Listenership in WA After Cancellation
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Australia may have accidentally found a nice way to back out of this terrible deal
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Captain Stokes has blamed airport security’s use of outdated technology rather than his team’s inability to catch anything.
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We'll have to get used to having them around thebelltowertimes.com/englis…
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According to England, they bowled, batted and fielded far better than the Aussies all series and if it wasn't for Snicko it'd undoubtedly be a 5-0 victory to the English
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Hearing Cricket Australia is concerned that the record crowds at The Ashes this summer means test cricket might be distracting people from the Big Bash League
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Rob has taken his reserves to an undisclosed location in an effort to evade US forces...
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If only everyone could live their life with the confidence of a forklift driver commenting on geopolitical events like an expert
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