White House staffers tape googly eyes to Trump, making sure the press knows he's awake and always watching.

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them. That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving. You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

JUST IN: Lindsey Graham reportedly tried to break into Graham Platner’s house FIVE TIMES in the past 48 hours after hearing his threat to sodomize any home invaders

Maine voter asked about Platner: "Probing into the minutiae of his personal relationships when you don't do that for any other candidate is ridiculous."

never waste a good crisis

Serious question for all my gay friends, is Trump crushing on me or what? Posting pictures of me drawing his portrait in the middle of the night? Where’s Hunter? Lord knows he has my #. Seems like I’m in his dreams… even his little dreams during his many naps. Mr. Trump - focus on Jaxson Dart he is more your type.

HOLY. SHIT. Iran just went fucking NUCLEAR on Trump in this latest LEGO animated video that BRUTALLY roasts him over his failed war that he started to distract from the fact that he’s a pedophile.

I miss the days before the cartels when I could just buy fentanyl from J.D. Vance's Mom in the Hospital parking lot.

RT @krugman87: 🚨BREAKING: Trump gives Iran until market open tomorrow to finalize a deal, otherwise he will pretend they are close to a dea…

Canadian PM Mark Carney: “It’s my strong personal view that the international order will be rebuilt, but it will be rebuilt out of Europe.” Because of Trump, the U.S. is no longer seen as the leader of the free world

BREAKING: Sources tell CNN US/Israeli strikes on Iran are expected to resume within the next 24 hours

Trump voter: It's like you woke up Monday morning and oh, we're bombing Iran now. Freaking gas is pushing $5 a gallon.

Reminder: Republicans control every branch of government - the Executive, both chambers of Congress and the Supreme Court. Yet all you hear is how all their failures are somehow someone else’s fault. It’s reached comical levels of gaslighting and projection. They’ve already added $2 trillion to the national debt, the total exceeding our GDP for the first time since WW2. They’re barreling us into another painful recession…again. They’re dragging us into endless wars…again. They’re alienating our trading partners and strategic allies. They’re siphoning our tax dollars every day - via grifts ranging from frivolous lawsuits to vanity projects. This isn’t responsible governance. It’s a brazen heist.

How does Trump WH suck so bad at this

Posting shit like this as gas is about to hit $5 is tailor made to make the country despise you

President Trump told the American people he was launching a historic crackdown on fraud. He even went so far as to give JD Vance the title “Fraud Czar.”      Well guess what? He’s been pardoning fraudsters left and right.     Welcome to Episode 4 of the Pardon Papers.       More than 70 people convicted of fraud have received clemency from Donald Trump. Yes, that's right. The President leading the war on fraud is also the most prolific pardoner of fraud in modern presidential history. Read that again.      I’ll keep exposing this, because the same president telling you he’s hunting down fraudsters has spent two terms making sure the biggest ones never see the inside of a prison cell.

Centrists will do stuff like this and then say with a straight face that it’s the left who helps republicans

Foreign contributions to political campaigns are banned. Trump found a loophole—crypto—allowing him to rake in hundreds of millions from foreign regimes buying influence. My @Morning_Joe Chart.

This is a real post from the president during a war while gas prices are at a 4-year high and his disapproval is at an all-time high in some polls.

Top journalist Ana Kasparian exposes absolute insanity. The Trump administration gave a $17.4M no bid contract to renovate fountains. The exact same job under a competitive contract would cost only $3.3M. Washington is intentionally looting taxpayers to enrich their cronies.