Comedian, Copywriter and Creator of HemingwayApp.com.
Joined March 2011
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11 Nov 2023
The only DC Universe I care about are the various flavors and varieties of Diet Coke.
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The custom world @ATT created featuring @100Thieves, is available now!🎉
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13 Jan 2021
Does the third amendment not apply to the people’s house?
13 Jan 2021
While some GOP House members complain about having to walk through metal detectors, National Guard troops spent night sleeping on marble floors of the Capitol.
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2 Nov 2020
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27 Oct 2020
North Carolina voters: I just got off the phone with my Dad, who is volunteering on @JoeBiden's absentee ballot response team. Here's what's happening out there.
A thread.
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26 Jun 2020
Our system works exactly like it is supposed to.
@Public_Citizen
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19 Jun 2020
Jaw-dropping to read that the German success re the coronavirus pandemic was based on U.S. research that was ignored or dismissed by the U.S. government! --> washingtonpost.com/world/202…
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2 Jun 2020
what the fuck is happening WHAT IN THE FUCK
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22 May 2020
All the other plane crash survivors staring at a body, contemplating the unthinkable:
Me: So I heard the butt tastes best
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2 Apr 2020
So on top of everything, the Coronavirus knows how to write.
2 Apr 2020
A source confirmed to CNN that Doctor Fauci now requires personal security from law enforcement at all times due to the increase of death threats against him.
15 Mar 2020
“I tried to cut my own bangs” Twitter is gonna pop off a few months into the quarantine.
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5 Mar 2020
I was having trouble not touching my face🤦♂️so I created a machine learning app to alert me when I do. Try it yourself: donttouchyaface.com/ #COVID19
23 Dec 2019
Middle-class wealth is the slow accumulation of 8 mismatched Tervis tumblers.
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13 Nov 2019
Every white dad 2 months after Christmas - "I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 3% Middle Eastern."
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31 Oct 2019
I got some s*** off my chest tonight
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