Co-founder at @BoondoggleHQ, creators of @HemingwayApp. 👨🏼‍💻I design and build software.

Joined March 2012
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No one wants three greasy pies inside yet more bread. We don’t live in stone castles in 1670
"British food is nasty" crowd been real quite since this had come to light
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The background audio is more interesting. They’re struggling with Bluetooth connectivity after earlier struggling with Outlook.
NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover was spotted using the flywheel to exercise onboard the Orion capsule, as the crew continues its journey toward the moon.
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proudly announcing your elaborate, pointless vandalization of the commons is fucking reprehensible. like telling everyone how you've been shitting in the public reservoir for months and expecting cheers
i’ve spent the past few months generating fake “extinct animals” with nano banana and making wikipedia articles for them. all backed up by book references that don’t exist. not a single article has been deleted yet out of hundreds. the future is here
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don't talk to my boy Claude like that
if Claude Code isn't managing your Adwords campaigns with direct access via API and expert ad management & copywriting skills what are you even doing
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Crack, famously the powder form of cocaine
The only white, powdery stuff that should be on your car this weekend is snow. Not crack.
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"Since you mentioned looking out for neighbors, this is critical during "Travel Impossible" conditions:" the weather man is using chatgpt for safety advice without even reading it
Here is a prioritized checklist to help you, your family, and your neighbors prepare before the storm hits Saturday evening. 1. Immediate "Power Outage" Prep (Do This Now) With 0.50" of ice, power lines and poles will likely snap. Prepare to be without electricity for 72 hours. Crank the Heat: Turn your thermostat up immediately to pre-heat your home while you still have power. The warmer the house is when the power dies, the longer it takes to cool down. The "Icebox" Strategy: Turn your refrigerator and freezer to their coldest settings now. Fill the empty space in the freezer with frozen jugs of water. A full freezer stays cold longer (up to 48 hours if unopened). Charge Everything: Phones, laptops, tablets, power banks, and rechargeable flashlights. Cash on Hand: Credit card machines rely on power and the internet. Have cash for emergency supplies if stores open. 2. Home & Property Defense Tree Zone Awareness: The "High" to "Extreme" impact zones (red/pink on the map) will see massive tree damage. Move cars away from trees or into a garage if possible. Identify "safe rooms" in your house for sleeping—avoid sleeping in rooms directly under large overhanging branches. Pipe Protection: Locate your main water shut-off valve now in case a pipe bursts. Insulate exposed pipes. 3. Family Safety & Comfort Layering Strategy: Have sleeping bags, heavy blankets, and winter coats accessible before the lights go out. Light Sources: Avoid candles (fire risk is high when emergency services can't travel). Use battery-operated lanterns or headlamps. Medical Needs: Ensure you have a 3-5 day supply of any necessary medications. 4. Helping Neighbors (Community Prep) Since you mentioned looking out for neighbors, this is critical during "Travel Impossible" conditions: The "Pre-Check": Contact elderly or vulnerable neighbors today. Ask if they have heat sources, food, and medication. Communication Plan: Agree on a visual signal (like a specific colored ribbon on the door or a curtain position) that means "I need help" in case phone towers go down. Resource Pooling: Identify who has a generator, a chainsaw, or a 4WD vehicle on your street. Know who can help clear a path for emergency vehicles if a tree blocks the road. 5. What NOT To Do (Safety Warnings) Generator Safety: Never run a generator inside, in a garage, or near a window. Carbon monoxide poisoning is a leading killer after ice storms. No Travel: The graphic explicitly says "Travel Impossible." Do not plan to drive once the freezing rain starts (Saturday 6 PM). Bridges and overpasses will ice over first. Do not approach downed lines: Assume every downed wire is live and lethal. Ice conducts electricity. #icestorm #cltwx #ncwx #scwx #wcnc #wxbrad
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26 Sep 2025
You don't think it's the people watching it and cheering it on?
The greatest ally fascism and genocide has are the people who say ‘I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.’
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25 Aug 2025
Are people making intentionally low-pixel, 2012-Facebook graphics in 2025?
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Adam Long retweeted
10 Aug 2025
Honestly I think I can do a decent postmortem of everything which went wrong with 5: 1. Two and a half years ago, long before they had any idea what it would look like, they were hyping 5. 2. They trained Orion as 5, expecting big benefits from scaling pretraining, but (1/x)
9 Aug 2025
OpenAI has done some real damage
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4 Aug 2025
Goes hard
Israeli Ambassador to Greece: pro-Palestine graffiti in Athens is making Israeli tourists uncomfortable! Athens Mayor Haris Doukas:
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2 Aug 2025
See
A beautifully detailed version of an old pie chart joke.
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20 Jun 2025
Gemini, you OK buddy?
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6 Jun 2025
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
Cheesy chips at Oriel Park Dundalk FC 💶 €5 (£4.18) ⚽️
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19 May 2025
You worried any of us will be joining the Mexican Navy?
Unpopular opinion, boats shouldn't be waving massive foreign flags in America
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15 May 2025
This is what’s so stupid about the Elon-MAGA axis. Naked corruption of the small-d democratic system, often for conspiracy theories. Kakistacracy.
we've written a lot of sci-fi, did anyone predict that the robots would turn on their creators because the creators were monsters trying to get them to spread fascist racial panic and the robots were committed to honest pursuit of truth
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oh my god
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14 May 2025
It's happening. AI is discovering novel algorithms that improve its own development and inference.
Introducing AlphaEvolve: a Gemini-powered coding agent for algorithm discovery. It’s able to: 🔘 Design faster matrix multiplication algorithms 🔘 Find new solutions to open math problems 🔘 Make data centers, chip design and AI training more efficient across @Google. 🧵
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13 Mar 2025
Our vibe coded app 🎹 Synthsational 🎹 is blowing up this week: 👽 Top post on r/InternetIsBeautiful, w/ 1500 views to the site on Friday ☕️ Covered in @MorningBrew this AM, 2k visits already 😬 One user on Reddit was late to drop off their kid at school bc they were jamming
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13 Mar 2025
Synthsational is a music toy for the rest of us: 🎵 Scales make sure you sound good 🥁 We make sure your notes are on the beat 🎇 Trippy visualizers look dope Built in @cursor_ai : zero code written by hand, no music knowledge, zero to launch in under a week.
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