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29 Mar 2022
Absolute legend
29 Mar 2022
Paul Rudd went on Conan’s podcast and spent a good amount of time plugging an Audible series he created. It was five minutes into it that he set up an audio clip and I realized what he was doing…
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10 Mar 2022
Two years ago at work I said “see you next week” to a coworker as he was leaving and he said “no you won’t” and I have not seen him since
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8 Feb 2022
Moving in a month and looking for an internet plan. Can someone tell me if this is a good deal? /s
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31 Jan 2022
Am I... better than everyone?
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28 Jan 2022
Type I Zoom error: you think people can hear you, but you’re actually on mute.
Type II Zoom error: you think your muted, but actually people can hear you.
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21 Jan 2022
A Knoxville adoption agency refused a couple simply because they are Jewish and no one is talking about it
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18 Jan 2022
From confident to anxious: a story in 6 parts
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17 Jan 2022
I was invited to give an MLK speech today and a small number of members of the group hosting me wrote and then leaked emails opposing my giving this speech, as it dishonored Dr. King for me to do so. They called me a "discredited activist" "unworthy of such association with King"
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14 Jan 2022
I'm pretty proud of this one
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8 Jan 2022
Is this what we're supposed yo be doing now?
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7 Jan 2022
If you ever see me in person, no you didn't. I was never here. Shhhhhh
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7 Jan 2022
Zillow should have comments. They should lean into the fact that they are primarily a content platform. I'm not there to buy a house, I'm there to audibly laugh at the 1200 square foot gray box that someone thinks they can sell for $415,000.
This is how we drive down prices.
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6 Jan 2022
Might be a little too close to my day to day experience
5 Jan 2022
As a…
– user
I want…
– an immersive VR shopping experience
so that…
– I can enjoy the inconvenience of physical shopping from the convenience of my home
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1 Jan 2022
Amazing fiction writing
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1 Jan 2022
When was the last time we, as a society, didn't want to tell the previous year to fuck off?
I've had years with good personal events... but I don't remember any year that was collectively good.
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