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May 25
Do you think the Apollo moon landing was real? Yes or No and why?
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May 20
Jeff Bezos on NYC spending:
"If we ran Amazon the way New York City runs their school system, packages would take 6 weeks to arrive, we would charge you a $100 delivery fee and when the package did finally arrive, it would have the wrong item in it."
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May 18
Do @NBA players take acting classes or are they really that weak that they collapse when someone bumps into them?
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Does it feel like the media and politicians are just F-ing around with this Epstein file BS? Release it all or don’t. Good grief
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Starting to feel like @Jeopardy is padding Jamie Ding’s streak by pitting him against second stringers
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🚨#BREAKING: Father of 22-year-old Logan Federico is screaming at Democrats in Congress after his daughter was dragged from bed, forced on her knees, and executed...
...by a man arrested 39 TIMES with 25 FELONIES!!!
We need to hold judges & DAs responsible for releasing vicious murderers on innocent victims.
Everyone who let this demon walk freely, should be in prison.
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Mar 24
What’s up with everyone asking to see a supervisor when they get pulled over by a cop? And why don’t the cops just promote every officer to supervisor?
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Mar 20
Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with the sun.
When Chuck Norris did a pushup, he pushed the Earth down.
And Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before he realized there was a stripper inside.
RIP
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Mar 19
🚨 LMFAO! New York Gov. Kathy Hochul is being mocked nationwide after she BEGGED people to move back from Florida
4 years ago, she was GLOATING, saying Republicans should "jump on a bus and head down to Florida"
Mamdani will make the problem EVEN WORSE!
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Mar 12
This is still an all-timer clip, of MSNBC’s Brian Williams and NYT Editorial Board Member Mara Gay reading a tweet and at no point in their brains does the math click for either of them. They made a whole on-screen graphic too, which compounds how funny it is
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Got some new @BOMBAS socks that are not labeled for right and left feet. Now what am I gonna do?
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Jeff Benjamin retweeted
Feb 28
Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson who knowingly certified a stolen election in Michigan's 2020 election, and is now running for Governor, won't answer when asked whether non-citizens are on the state’s voter rolls!
Of course they did! She's a traitor!
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Feb 28
Thousands take to the streets in Iran to celebrate the death of Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei trib.al/67G0TAV
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Feb 26
How the times have truly changed
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🚨JUST IN: AOC is being ruthlessly mocked after claiming action can’t be taken against Venezuela because it’s "below the equator."
This is exactly what happens when you elect an ex-cocktail waitress to the U.S. House of Representatives.
🙄 🙃 🫠 🤡 🌎
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Jeff Benjamin retweeted
Feb 16
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Chuck Schumer is going viral for demanding ID CHECKS to prevent fraud in the late 1990s
"Everywhere people go, they're asked for Social Security or driver's license!" 🤯
"This is anti-fraud!"
Now? "ID is Jim Crow 2.0"
You're a CLOWN, CHUCK! PASS VOTER ID NOW.
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Jeff Benjamin retweeted
Feb 10
Hey @SenatorCollins, you swore you'd only serve two terms.
Now you're running for your sixth Senate term.
What happened to the term limits you pledged not just for yourself, but for the entire Senate?
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