Just your average musical ursine. Accidental hiker. Hyphen addict. Immanentizing the eschaton one tweet at a time.
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1 Jan 2024
To my dismay, I am discovering that a growing number of people prefer the security of authoritarianism over the dangerous possibilities of freedom.
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Queen Entitlement has some thoughts, y'all.
Remember, during today's literal cage match on the White House grounds:
No matter what, it's not his house. It's our house.
Get a hat, coaster, or sticker to support groups and candidates who will respect the form AND the function of the people's house. shop.onwardtogether.org/coll…
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My favorite new Twitter genre is “I’m a loser who has failed at life but you should totally listen to my ideas about how to upend and fundamentally transform our entire capitalist economic system”
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I've been largely agnostic about Trump's Iran war. The proof would be in the pudding.
But if we did all this for JCPOA II: Electric Boogaloo, then it would be a colossal failure.
Pete Hegseth: The document says Iran will never have a nuclear weapon, won't seek one, won't buy one, won't have one.
Margaret Brennan: JCPOA said that too.
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"Fed the poorest" is a euphemism for "fed the Democrat machine."
How are we supposed to give a flying fuck that Elon is a trillionaire when the guy literally used his power to END programs that fed the poorest people on Earth?
Fuck that selfish asshole, and fuck his trillion dollars helping nobody but his damn self.
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IMPEACH!!1!1!!
The Knicks literally only lost the game Trump came to.
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I thought that was Robert Reich at first.
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I have many more issues with Ilhan Omar being worth $30 million than Elon being worth a trillion.
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The Ewing Knicks should have had at least one championship, but he was too in love with his fade-away baseline jumper.
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I know how Elon Musk became a trillionaire, but I don't know how Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi became millionaires.
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Jun 13
Me: The govt is a necessary evil.
Them: The love of govt is the beginning of wisdom.
This the basic difference.
Republicans believe that that if you let the wealthy spend capital it will make Americans prosperous.
Democrats believe that the federal government investing in the healthcare & education of our people will make America prosperous & productive.
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Jun 13
"We're wasting trillions of dollars now. Just imagine how many problems we could solve if you gave us even more money!"
- Shameless Scheisters
Musk is worth more than South Africa’s GDP. @BernieSanders and I proposed a 5% tax on people like him.
In one year, it could fund:
- free public college & trade school
-$10/day childcare
- Special-needs education nationwide
Wealth inequality is the moral failure of our time.
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Jun 13
The US govt spends $7 trillion every year and they don’t solve shit.
A trillion dollars could solve virtually every problem. Any problem at all. But instead it’s all just going to Some Guy
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Jun 13
Imagine being so blinded by ideology that you would post this and genuinely believe that govt. is the only font from which all true goodness flows.
Jun 12
Imagine if Elon Musk did something to benefit others with his trillion.
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Lemme guess, Hamas is the gold standard for humanitarian governance.
Jun 12
From @TheAthletic: It wouldn’t be a World Cup without a problematic host. Russia in 2018. Qatar in 2022.
"Now the U.S. is on a slide under humanity’s microscope," our columnist writes. "They’re making fun of us overseas." nyti.ms/3Qkqaki
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A mind poisoned by racism that has not only tolerated but encouraged.
Jun 11
Leftwing podcaster Angela Rye:
"A black boy had the nerve to protect himself against a white aggressor."
This is how she described Karmelo Anthony murdering Austin Metcalf.
Facts be damned.
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Jun 11
Really more of a "Hamas Rockets" guy
Jun 10
“He’s not a Knicks fan”
— Knicks owner James Dolan to WFAN on New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani
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Jun 9
I am supporting @SenatorCollins today because of her passion for opposing Nazis
I am supporting @grahamformaine today because of his passion for opposing war.
An honest conversation about the human toll and his journey.
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Jun 9
Leftists: Questioning election shenanigans in California is dangerous to our institutions!!
Also Leftists:
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John Harwood is not a pathological Dem bootlicker.
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Obama is not a pathological liar
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Manifestos
Men have penises and women have vaginas.
What do non-binaries have?
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