| 23 | Haruhiist | weakest new jersey resident | creature of habit | he/they |

Joined May 2020
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im a fish pulled by instinct and by thread, bashed into rocks, my mouth gouged, struggling just to be dragged up, gloated over and gutted
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I think football fans should stop fighting and just kiss
a tie is not seen as a loss in my eyes…. so 👀
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‘Code Lyoko’ is officially returning with a brand-new sequel series currently in production, set to serve as Season 5. The project is currently in the writing stage, with the original creators and voice cast expected to return nearly 19 years after the show’s last season aired.
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“It’s <3, not >3” - me protesting a poly wedding
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“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible
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at work feeling like im gonna collapse i need more sleep
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when you are staying at your girl's house but her dad doesnt let you sleep together so you sleep with her instead
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nobody knows if getting electrocuted is good or bad for you
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all my friends are he/theys take it slow
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Nobody says “tfw no gf” no more
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william wisp
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なんとなく
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coworker left an open jug of bleach in a box of trash i was taking out and it got all over my shirt 👍👍👍
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kirked up in the crib
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you are the youngest parson ever
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mfs get sent nudes and say “yay!” (i’m mfs)
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why does it have to be a handjob? why not a hand activity? a hand experience? a hand passion project? a hand event? let's leave work out of this, guys
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on a hot day like today i hope everyone is enjoying some niceeeeee coldddddd waterrrrrrrrr just really sipping that stuff just really getting refreshed and hydrated rn
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