PARODY/FAN/STAN/Potentially-a-MAN account you rascals. I am Bridget Phetasy's discarded id.
Joined June 2019
- Tweets 13,165
- Following 992
- Followers 9,580
- Likes 27,688
1,563 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
9 Mar 2021
Social media has become the modern tabloid rack at the grocery checkout.
28
30
437
Oh so you build reusable rockets, self driving cars, miracle working brain chips, and autistic children. But do you have a podcast? Absolute failure if you ask me.
1
1
14
362
We at Phetasy Inc will not stand idly by while Elon wealth mogs us. Two can play the Trillionaire game sir!
11
231
Jun 12
Brady doesn’t have the Beaver Nuggets to make the Good Nut jokes we did in this episode.
Jun 12
Tonight on Dumpster Fire we revel in the joy of seeing America through the eyes of World Cup tourists and talk about Brady’s Good Nut.
Premieres at 9:30pm CT / 8:30 CT
Shoutouts to @jarvis & @iowahawkblog of course.
youtu.be/JF8oMxsVFD4
1
1
18
7,338
Jun 5
If Graham’s senate bid fails he can always open up a home security business.
2
8
299
Jun 5
The Sazan Island deal crossed our desk at Phetasy Inc but we declined because we felt their ambitions were too small.
Dumpster Fire tonight! Billionaires, bunkers, boobs, and Hunter Biden.
🔥Premieres at 9:30 ET/8:30 CT
SEE YOU RASCALS IN THE CHAT
2
1
17
8,929
Jun 4
If you say no homo afterwards it doesn’t count.
Jun 4
Platner campaign admitting he said he would rape men, but “not in a gay way.”
9
464
Jun 4
He was sexting nazi oysters
Jun 3
"Worse than Nazi Tattoo."
1
6
518
Jun 3
Let Hunter have a crack at it. 2028
Jun 3
How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.
1
8
636
Jun 3
Imagine if this stays up instead of the ballroom. The WH just has a semi permanent octagon.
President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently.
Read more: abcnews.link/4UcMnTQ
3
4
777
Better Phetasy retweeted
Jimmy Kimmel ‘Felt Defeated’ by Stephen Colbert’s Cancellation and Says Late-Night TV Is Not 'Dying of Natural Causes': 'We're Being Poisoned' variety.com/2026/tv/news/jim…
21
23
455
21,164
May 31
The mayor of Philadelphia needs to get his town under control.
2
15
691
Better Phetasy retweeted
May 30
Turns out Platner was also farming for clams.
35
53
929
21,066
May 31
Who hasn’t sexted your mom tbh
Platner could’ve sexted my mom and I’d still vote for him
3
4
185
5,653
Better Phetasy retweeted
May 29
“Guys no one is coming to kill you and make it look like a suicide, you unhinged narcissists.”
May 29
9:30pm CT/8:30 pm CT
LINK:
youtu.be/2FZnJjqHOyU
48
69
906
45,956
Better Phetasy retweeted
May 29
And many sacred cows were served that day.
1
1
5
513
May 29
If I had $7,000 for every time someone replied with $7,000 I’d be a Billionaire by now.
May 29
9:30pm CT/8:30 pm CT
LINK:
youtu.be/2FZnJjqHOyU
7
4
67
9,726
May 26
Funny that Hasan calls his opponents pigs when he squeals so much.
May 25
🚨 Hasan Names Singham, PSL, ANSWER, and Code Pink in One Breath
On stream today, Hasan Piker discussed the reported Treasury scrutiny and said the broader target is “probably Singham” and “his operation,” naming PSL (Party for Socialism and Liberation), ANSWER Coalition, Code Pink, and “anything that he has ever financed.”
He then acknowledged that Roy Singham lives in China and has been “a funding vehicle” for political movements and activism in the United States.
That is exactly why this matters.
This was never just about one influencer’s Cuba trip. It is about the Singham-linked ecosystem, the groups it funds, the delegations it supports, and the political operations built around them.
Hasan didn’t refute the network. He mapped it.
2
13
822
May 26
Is snake a white or red pairing?
Cheryl cheerleads the removal of a pair of Black Racers from Dr Oz's patio.
2
1
8
758