Silent gen: we ate dirt sandwiches during the great depression
Boomers: my dad died in ww2 and I got drafted to fight in Vietnam
Gen X: leaded fuel made us psychotic and we started smoking at 9 years old
Millenials: my parents are divorced and im bartender with a PhD
Gen Z:
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive