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Had a great time with my soul sister, Batya. Two mouthy broads.
Fantastic conversation between @bridgetphetasy and @bungarsargon about her new book, The Jews and The Left, about American Jewish history and the political realignment happening in real time. Watch the full episode now!
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“Loch Lomond” in Foxborough. Quite a sight. #WorldCup
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What I would tell the aggravated and offended elites about the White House UFC fight is that not everything has to be for you. What you think is precious or meaningful is constantly shoved down our throats. Let the people who like it have this event and you watch something else.
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Surround yourself with people who build and create — and your life will be great. Surround yourself with people who destroy and complain—and your life will suck. It’s actually that simple.
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Silent gen: we ate dirt sandwiches during the great depression Boomers: my dad died in ww2 and I got drafted to fight in Vietnam Gen X: leaded fuel made us psychotic and we started smoking at 9 years old Millenials: my parents are divorced and im bartender with a PhD Gen Z:
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event
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So far in 2026: We’ve had TEAM USA win Gold in hockey. We’ve had astronauts circling the moon. We’ve got the World Cup here. We have UFC at the White House. Everyone is getting skinny. We’re curing pancreatic cancer. It’s America’s 250th. AND YOU’RE BLACKPILLING?
Putting on my soccer shirt for the big game.
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The European mind has finally comprehended. 🇺🇸 #worldcup #usmnt
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Is too much therapy making us unhealthy? @bridgetphetasy sits down with @jonathanalpert to discuss why the therapy industry may be making people worse, not better. Watch the full episode of Walk-Ins Welcome now!
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I keep saying. X is concentrated malcontents who make hating America a personality (and other countries who want to run ops to divide us). It’s not reality. Normie Americans love this country.

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IT’S OUR 250th BIRTHDAY!!!!

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I’m absolutely loving the World Cup in the United States.
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The Brazilian fans partying before their match by taking over Times Square in between Pelé the Musical and a couple guys dressed as Mario & Elmo is just magical. #FIFAWorldCup in the United States living up to the hype and we’ve barely started Day 3!
Brazil fans have taken over Times Square Let’s see how Knicks fans respond
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The vibes couldn’t be more immaculate in America right now

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Great playlist from Bridget Phetasy circa 2007. Put this into a Spotify playlist years ago, but don’t think I ever posted it. Couldn’t find “Gem Intro”. @Grok couldn’t find it either. open.spotify.com/track/3oNNo…
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We revel in the joy of seeing America through the eyes of World Cup tourists and talk about Brady’s Good Nut. Watch the full Dumpster Fire now! @bridgetphetasy
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The comments on this episode are so wholesome. Love you guys.
Tonight on Dumpster Fire we revel in the joy of seeing America through the eyes of World Cup tourists and talk about Brady’s Good Nut. Premieres at 9:30pm CT / 8:30 CT Shoutouts to @jarvis & @iowahawkblog of course. youtu.be/JF8oMxsVFD4
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I don’t understand The Culture™️ anymore.
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Brady doesn’t have the Beaver Nuggets to make the Good Nut jokes we did in this episode.
Tonight on Dumpster Fire we revel in the joy of seeing America through the eyes of World Cup tourists and talk about Brady’s Good Nut. Premieres at 9:30pm CT / 8:30 CT Shoutouts to @jarvis & @iowahawkblog of course. youtu.be/JF8oMxsVFD4
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Tonight on Dumpster Fire we revel in the joy of seeing America through the eyes of World Cup tourists and talk about Brady’s Good Nut. Premieres at 9:30pm CT / 8:30 CT Shoutouts to @jarvis & @iowahawkblog of course. youtu.be/JF8oMxsVFD4
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Headed into the chat see ya there, rascals.
Tonight on Dumpster Fire we revel in the joy of seeing America through the eyes of World Cup tourists and talk about Brady’s Good Nut. Premieres at 9:30pm CT / 8:30 CT Shoutouts to @jarvis & @iowahawkblog of course. youtu.be/JF8oMxsVFD4
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