comedian. deleter of tweets I don’t like. first comedy special “Blake 182” out now!
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4 Oct 2018
They say white people don’t have their own culture but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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Blake Hammond retweeted
May 12
If you DM a professional athlete (or anyone) to kill themselves, they should be legally allowed to beat the shit out of you.
May 12
“It makes me angry.” Andrei Iosivas dealt with nastiness of the worst kind from social media last season
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The Israel Peace Prize makes the FIFA Peace Prize look like the Nobel Peace Prize.
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The Israel peace prize? Nice. Maybe we can hand out the Tiger Woods “Driver of the year” award too.
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Unrelated question: if you have that RFK voice are you just given a job in this administration or what?
Apr 1
SAUER: We're in a new world where 8 billion people are one plane ride away from having a child who's a US citizen.
JOHN ROBERTS: It's a new world. It's the same Constitution.
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Feb 15
We should start a gofundme for this kid the way conservatives do when a woman calls a child the n word.
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Feb 11
Everyone wants to shit on Pam Bondi but I know when I was molested the only thing that calmed me down was hearing about how the futures were doing.
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Feb 11
Sure I lost my innocence but did you see the gains in my 401k?
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Feb 2
BREAKING: The Trump DOJ has now deleted the file EFTA01660679.pdf from the Epstein files? Why, perhaps because it's been partially corroborated by the NY Times in 2016.
This is the file that made multiple allegations against Trump, including that he would auction off children for Jeffrey Epstein at "Calendar Girls" parties at Mar-a-Lago.
Get this! The NY Times reported on Epstein and Trump's Calendar Girl parties back in 2016.
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Jan 29
Succession. It’s the best show of the decade. It’s also arguably the best thing HBO’s ever done behind The Sopranos. The rewatch value of this show is enormous because the cast, writing, and direction is perfect. Emphasis on “perfect”. It’s is a true once-in-a-lifetime show.
Jan 29
Name a TV show or movie you would watch everyday for the rest of your life
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Jan 29
"The coolest thing about this: your kid's gonna go home and buy our record and you have to pay for it. Ha ha!" — Chino Moreno, lead singer of Deftones, to hecklers when the band opened for KISS in 1996
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Jan 27
Congratulations to Greg Bovino on his new office.
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Federal agents in Minneapolis wrestled Alex Pretti to the ground and secured the handgun he was carrying moments before shooting him multiple times, according to a Washington Post analysis of video footage.
Read more: wapo.st/4qGOx8M
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Jan 25
Carrying a firearm is not a death sentence, it’s a Constitutionally protected God-given right, and if you don’t understand this you have no business in law enforcement or government.
If you approach law enforcement with a gun, there is a high likelihood they will be legally justified in shooting you.
Don’t do it!
Community note
The U.S. Constitution (particularly the 2nd, 4th, and 14th amendments) prohibit officers from shooting citizens merely for possessing a weapon that is not an “imminent threat”. This was reaffirmed in Graham v Connor, which says force must be reasonable.
supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/…
justice.gov/jm/1-16000-dep….
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitut…
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Blake Hammond retweeted
Jan 25
I’ve already destroyed my own life, but if you’re pursuing a career in the arts, specifically comedy, I urge you to be careful when forming an opinion. You do not want to say anything that resembles an actual belief as it could affect potential future opportunities.
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Fox Contributor Ted Williams: It was said he was brandishing a weapon. He was not, he did have a weapon, it was said by the white house he attacked the agents. No, He did not.
You can see one of the agents takes his gun and that's before he’s shot.
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Jan 25
It’s wild we don’t have anyone overseeing ICE when they definitely aren’t allowed to see their kids without supervision.
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