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New Raiders HC Klint Kubiak told reporters today that tight end Brock Bowers is “a football robot from heaven.”
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Been a lot of talk about how Hurts doesn't throw to the middle of the field, and that the new GB offense will require that out of him.. not so sure about that
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By sheer volume of routes, let alone 1st read target rates, you can tell the GB offense is designed to spread the ball horizontally, more specifically outside PHI offense last year was (obv) designed to target hitches at an absurd rate, but also targeted in-breaking routes a lot
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Add in the fact Devonta Smith was 11th in Separation Score on Outs in 2025 (among WRs who ran 25 Out routes) Also add in Makai Lemon who had an 88.9% success rate on sampled Outs in 2025 (c/o @RecepPerception) Think PHI will be fine with the new scheme.
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National TV announcers refusing to call out bad foul calls is beyond frustrating
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Genuinely curious of historical team edge pass rush win rates because… HOU’s duo may be one of the best duo’s we’ve seen given the basic scheme. Virtually no <schematic> help to gain pressure/win rate. Just pure talent
How well each team’s EDGE and DT position groups rushed the passer and defended the run last season (incl ranks)
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Woke up thinking about Chendall Weaver. What a dawg
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AJ Dybantsa, Potential Face of a Franchise — presented by @dlee4three ✍️ x @tipoffball 🎨 A thorough dive into how AJ's PNR idiosyncrasies, playmaking footprint and shot profile influence his creation equity in the NBA...👇🧵
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Dam Rondale Moore took his own life 25, a kid After two horrific injuries There's one piece of wisdom the world needs now more than ever, you are more than a job, a dream, bad luck, accolades You are a provable miracle No matter how hard it gets, your life is valuable
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One of the best parts of watching this live: a rare moment where everyone knew they were watching something special as it was happening
This was peak.
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Some news🧵 This hobby started as a podcast to keep talking to @ElNostraThomas after moving away. It has become a Substack, a community, and now: a career Thanks to this community, today is my last day as a practicing lawyer and my first going full time in fantasy football
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Could’ve been MIN if they paid the man
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I still can’t believe this is real life @JohnMcCain
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ICYMI, I built a contracts tool that projects what every player in the NBA is worth vs what they are paid. Here's what it says about AD (bad value) and Coby White (good value). Tool is free, zero ads, for the community. Play around with it here! nbasalarymodel.xyz/
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FWIW K9 is almost an exclusive outside zone runner SF allows the highest explosive run rate, and success rate on outside zone runs
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FWIW K9 is almost an exclusive outside zone runner SF allows the highest explosive run rate, and success rate on outside zone runs
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