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Joined July 2020
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3 Jun 2025
You can tell if a boy's got raising by the way he picks out a watermelon
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15 Apr 2025
Nico walking back into the facility ready to embrace Tennessee culture
The only thing crazier now would be if we took him back. I don’t think the boosters are willing to do that but this whole thing has been crazy so idk.
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9 Jan 2025
Look at this fucking jackass
Look at this fucking jackass
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24 Dec 2024
Imagine the physical stamina it takes to pistol whip someone for 40 minutes straight
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7 Nov 2024
The radical left couldn't take out Trump so they settled for Ben. Sad!
This is really hard to write but so many of you have loved and cared about Ben that I wanted to let you know. We found out today the cancer had spread throughout Bens organs and there was nothing left we could do-we had to let him go. I’ve had dogs my whole life but Ben was 1 on 1. He was smart-loving-gentle-patient-inquisitive-and welcoming to all. Always a big smile and a soft tail wag. He and I could communicate..he and I understood each other and had each others backs. He was with me more than anyone at home and traveling with me for work. Such an easy going companion. Hard day-but he will live within all of us forever. God please bless his majestic soul and thank you for putting him in my life for the last 10 years-a true blessing. Love you Ben. 🙏🏼
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24 Oct 2024
3406 cat or ya moms a hoe
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11 Jul 2024
I've been on this really weird George Jones kick for the past 26 years
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19 Apr 2024
Holy water is the juice Vienna sausages come in
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20 Mar 2024
Hunt Brothers pizza on top, I don't give a shit who you are
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4 Mar 2024
Man I miss Doc Watson
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24 Feb 2024
When the function has new methylene blue
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20 Jan 2024
Money so long they call it perpetual motion
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16 Jan 2024
Scattering a bucket of 10 penny nails in my neighbor's driveway bc his kids built a snowman over the property line
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18 Dec 2023
Landlord raised the rent so I'm rendering lard in the kitchen sink
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Obama if he was at a bar: uhhhh let me drink beer
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8 Nov 2023
Craft night at the VA with a Komatsu D335a and 4 tons of 1/2 in steel plate
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25 Oct 2023
I once knowed a feller from up Hermitage Springs what could witch water with two Marlboros
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20 Oct 2023
I may cause a 100 car pileup but by God I'm getting that ratchet strap that's in the median
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25 Mar 2023
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5 Mar 2023
Asbestos filters on the reds so the carcinogens cancel out
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