From now on, Drake Maye will be spelled Drake May because he can only play in warm weather.

We've worked so hard to get explosive population growth under control and this idiot just wants to overextend limited resources so he can make more money.

The warning to stay home for 2-3 days is only if you have Norovirus. Basically. If you're sick, stay home. If you're wondering what the symptoms of Norovirus are? It's the disease where you cough and shit at the same time.

For Fear For Our Democracy I DISSENT

Breaking: @JJWatt willing to risk brothers life so he can watch Buffalo Bills playoff game

What's the over/under on the amount of time until @elonmusk, Elon Musk, claims the "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" of his rocket was caused by a Jewish Space Laser?

Elon Musk

Any panelist who goes on Real Time with Bill Maher is a scab.

Elon Musk an antisemite? I did Nazi that coming. google.com/amp/s/www.rolling…

When people climb to the summit of Mount Everest you walk past the bodies of climbers who died along the way. Some being there for decades. Now, when future adventurers visit the Titanic, they'll see the underwater coffin of five people in the Titan. #TitanicRescue

Bill Burr for the win. @joerogan knows he's an idiot and just doesn't care.

Those who think supporting the arts is a waste of money, I give you Cormac McCarthy. After receiving the MacArthur Fellowship "Genius Grant" he gave us Blood Meridian. Masterpiece. This was followed by All the Pretty Horses, No Country for Old Men, and The Road. Support the arts

He knew in 1991

Can't help but think that one of these looked like Stormy Daniels description of Trump's....

I have a feeling ChatGPT wrote the #MayfairWitches

Not one good camera in all of Alaska, Montana, and Michigan. #Space Force first mission should be ensuring every American has only the best cameras.the #UFO won't film themselves.