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THEO VON: “During the Roman Empire, a lot of the politicians also had to fight on the battlefield.” JAKE PAUL: “I think you're right … Trump should be on the front lines.” THEO VON: “Or Barron…”

My girl wants attention but I’m down -50% on my portfolio in the last 12 hours.

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This guy built a bot that sees live sports data ~8 seconds before Polymarket updates and trades the lag.

ELON MUSK: “I'm not going to be promoting crypto, at most, in a joking way. If you see me pumping crypto, it's not me. I do think there's merit in Bitcoin. I've sort of got a soft spot for Dogecoin because I like dogs and memes."

MAMDANI: “The wealth of a median white household in the city is more than $200,000, while that of a black household is less than $20,000 … We are reckoning with the long history of racism here and starting to act upon a framework that puts equity right at the center of it.”

Company: "We earned 50M€ but spent 49M€, so we only pay taxes on 1M€." Government: "Totally reasonable." You: "I earned 60K€ but spent 58K€ on surviving." Government: "You must pay taxes on 60K€." You: "That's not—" Government: "File by June 30."

THEO VON: “One of my goals is to get off of antidepressants completely. I want to feel how I'm supposed to feel.” ROGAN: “So why did you take them in the first place?” THEO VON: “I was having a tough day at school and they f**king gave them to me, and I never got off.”

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Ronald Reagan survived an assassination attempt in 1981. 6 years later, a balloon burst while he was giving a speech. This is how he reacted.

The life of a boomer: - Graduated when a degree guaranteed a job. - Worked at the same company for 30 years. - Bought a house at 22 with a single income. - The wife could stay home and raise the kids. - The monthly mortgage cost less than a Netflix subscription today - Networking happened at the strip club. - “Work hard and you’ll get ahead” was actually true - Promotions meant life-changing money and not just a pizza party. - Passed their generational trauma on to their kids. - Collected a good pension while the system starts to wobble. - Sold their house for 30 times what they paid - Tells their kids to quit with all the little trips.

Elon Musk: Lies against President Trump almost got him killed. Bret Baier: “You have been called a Nazi, a white supremacist, a fascist. Just to name a few.” Elon: “I guess they still need to call me Stalin, Mussolini, Genghis Khan, whatever. They've called the President all these things. I think at one point there was a magazine cover that said the President was worse than Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin combined. And the President hasn't killed anyone; he hasn't started any wars. In fact, he's good at stopping wars. They're pushing these lies. And why do they push these lies? I think that we need to hold people responsible for pushing these lies because those lies almost got the President killed.” Interview with Fox News Bret Baier, March 27, 2025

One of the greatest moments in crypto twitter history.

🇦🇪 MICHAEL SAYLOR JUST SAID LIVE ON UAE TV THAT BITCOIN IS GOING TO $200 TRILLION “IT WILL BE 10X BIGGER THAN GOLD”

Vance: ​“What I would say to both Russians and Ukrainians is we're talking about haggling over a few square kilometers of territory. Is that worth losing hundreds of thousands of additional russian and Ukrainian young men?" Vance is once again failing to distinguish between the aggressor and the victim, attempting to convince you that it is acceptable to pressure the victim into complying with the aggressor’s demands. He fails to recognize that he is not only urging Ukraine to surrender territories, but also the people who live there, our homes, and our most fortified defense lines dooming us for future attacks, because this war is not at all about territory, but about Ukraine existence as a state.

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Elon Musk: I completely lost respect for Obama when he repeated the fine people lie knowing it's false. “A ton of people think that the Russia thing was real, still. The whole Steele dossier was completely concocted. The Clinton campaign funded a fake conspiracy theory, a fake Russia collusion hoax regarding Trump that was completely false. The media also kept repeating the fine people hoax that said that Trump called neo-Nazis fine people, which is demonstrably false if you just listen to his speech. He absolutely makes it clear that he does not think neo-Nazis are fine people. I just completely lost respect for Obama when he repeated that lie a few days before the election, knowing it's false.” The Joe Rogan Experience, February 28, 2025

Karoline Leavitt: "we had a very stupid and incompetent leader in this White House for four years who gave away many of our best weapons for nothing, for free, to another country very far away by the name of Ukraine." Honestly, the sheer heartlessness, ruthlessness, and cruelty of saying that while we are still under attack, trying to survive. While entire families are being killed in russian bombings due to a lack of air defense missiles, and when we barely survived last winter’s humanitarian catastrophe caused by russian strikes on our infrastructure. I don’t know... I’m just stunned.

Dad buys Bitcoin for $60,000 It grows to $5,000,000. If he sells, he owes tax on a $4.9M gain. Instead, he puts it in a trust. Borrows against it. Lives tax-free. Dies holding. Kids inherit at a $5M basis. IRS gets $0.