Bu yüzden en iyisi Messi değil Ronaldo…

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named. The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river. The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn. Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound. "Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever. It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin. "Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet. In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair. And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge. You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain. The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste. I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind. Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again. "Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up. Discipline is a journey.

What y’all have to understand about him is that he is not trying to appeal to women. Hell, he’s not even trying to appeal to men. He’s trying to appeal to Peter Thiel.

People keep saying we’re in Idiocracy but President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at his core wanted what was best for his people and when evidence presented itself he listened to experts to solve the problem. By all accounts a better leader than this.

In review, Israel has stolen our nuclear secrets, nuclear triggers, our uranium and rest of our top secrets. They attacked one of our ships and killed 34 US sailors. They've taken $320 billion from us and gotten us to spend $8 trillion for their wars. Is that an ally or an enemy?

I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man

The reason Disclosure Day isn't resonating is the whole plot revolves around using broadcast television to change the world, a concept that anyone under the age of 55 finds completely unbelievable. The movie starts with a weather woman sperging out and making weird sounds live on air and that's meant to go viral? In Australian television that's any given broadcast. In real life the network would bombard youtube with copyright take down notices, no one would ever know it happened. Then they broadcast the government secrets to the whole world on one station's rig? Why didn't they just post it online? That's never explained! It probably would have been a cool movie in 1999.

This is seriously the cringiest collapse of a nation in real time.

Jewish actor seth rogen says As a Jew I've been fed lies about Israel my whole life “They never told me that Palestinians lived there. Israel is ridiculous, illogical, and based on ethnic cleansing and genocide”

America First UFC Fighter Sean Strickland Crashes UFC White House Press Conference after he was banned for criticizing Israel. “Come ban me that f**kin’ pedophile.”

Disclosure Day is a comically dreadful, and deeply evil movie, which somehow gets worse the more I think about it. Aliens kidnap and molest kids after disguising themselves as friendly Disney animals then years later the kids thank them. Empathy - particularly empathy for the child abusing aliens - is declared the greatest virtue in the galaxy, a notion that it is suggested we might wish to form a new religion around Aside from its grotesque premise, the thing is riddled with barely drawn cliche characters, unintentionally hilarious dialogue, distracting plastic surgery, and a laughably dated setting of a TV newsroom (much of it feels like an unfunny, unaware cover version of Network). So then, just the typical inversion one has come to expect, with a side of boomer myopia, and an even more batshit than usual wish fulfillment fantasy on the part of the creators… Yet it’s worst cinematic sin is that it’s just so dreadfully BORING 👽

RT @SonMickeyy: Dessin toujours aussi vrai aujourd'hui.

Don’t go see Disclosure Day 🤢 SPOILERS 🚨🚨🚨Do I make a part 2? 🤣 #DisclosureDay

The promise of colonialism has always been the same: surrender your dignity, abandon your dead, betray your people, and in return we’ll let you participate in your own subjugation. What an offer.

Steven Spielberg has gone out for lunch. Disclosure Day is absolutely dreadful Unlike his iconic titles, this film is completely void of inspiration, heart & wonder. Emily Blunt’s “gifted” abilities come off as totally laughable & ridiculous. None of the leading heroes are likeable or interesting. It is almost 3 hours of overdrawn nonsense. Worst movie I’ve seen this year.  #disclosureday

Never trust this shit.

This really is almost mythological in its aspect. Clavicular achieved fame and riches for the extreme measures he took to be beautiful, only to undo his beauty with the new measures his success afforded. It's almost Greek, the story of how Claviculus became chopped.

I promised no spoilers as much as possible, but here is the basics for Disclosure Day. It is one of the most shocking pieces of propaganda I have seen in a while. It is the last call of the WWII consensus: aliens are your saviors and empathy is the only virtue. In a post-Epstein world, it dares have a story of children seduced and kidnapped by aliens pretending to be Disney-style animals, taken to Hansel and Gretel's house (this is what it is called in the movie) to be "imbued" by aliens in a way so traumatic that they forget and repress it until they are adults, only to discover that this initiation has given them the power to: See people's secret thoughts. Pretend to be other people and use that to manipulate. Make things in plain view disappear. Translate foreign and alien languages. Be a "passenger" for the alien's message to the world. This is nothing to say about its take on Christianity and the suggested apostasy around accepting these beings. Then finally the entire movie is a final desperate appeal to the traditional media as the only purveyors of truth. The entire drama of the film is a man who has irrefutable video proof of aliens looking to release it. The whole movie is a series of chases against the evil corporation that wants to keep it hidden. He ends up releasing it on the evening news! Yes, you heard me. He releases it on the evening news which is then transmitted to all the traditional media companies that are named: ABC, CNN, Fox News etc. Anyone under 70 will realize that the movie could have ended in 10 minutes with a laptop and wifi. It is really mad. Don't go see it.

Trudeau's transformation into a lesbian is almost complete.

Spielberg: “People are going to question their faith after seeing this movie” Also Spielberg: *ships trash movie*