#1 dad / kids book author / fighting naturalist / hard to kill / venmo @JustinBoldaji will art for money
Joined June 2009
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Marbie rules
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Yea but just imagine if you’d have won an Oscar also. Ah well I guess there’s always next year
“WAY RATHER THIS THAN THE OSCARS!” 🔥
Timothée Chalamet hyped for the Knicks title 🏆
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Spurs inability to close out 4th quarters is downright fascinating
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The BOYS
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I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man
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Real ones dragged their wives to a standup show in 2019
How it feels when your wife is becoming slowly and slowly more a fan of the comedic acting styles of Stavros Halkias and you can never truly explain why you know so much about Stavros Halkias lore
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Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day
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Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one
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10 Jun 2025
Dom Canzone they call him Calzone cause that boy is hot hot HOT
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I sleep butt naked in case any ghost ever want to eat my ass
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Jun 12
Bro this is pronounced juicy penis
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there are few things better in action movies than the police station massacre
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getting so pissed off about a movie thst i forget my gender
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Jun 12
I’ve been able to ascertain that Disclosure Day is very good but also very bad
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This is the most Twitter way possible to describe someone saying they like Tony Scott’s movies more than Ridley Scott’s movies
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It’s really cool to pit a guy against his brother who killed himself for Twitter likes
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