GOOD NEWS: A record-breaking 52,019 puffins have been counted on Skomer Island off the Welsh coast, smashing last year’s all-time record of 43,626!

I assume the west ham fans congratulating Aston Villa for winning the Europa League, after stitching us up by fielding their U15s v Spurs, are the same fans who clap Rice when he plays at the bowl.

On behalf of all West Ham fans, wishing Freiburg the best of luck tonight.

For the Leeds game, should get the largest tifo ever made which simply says "world class stadium with a world class team" - Karen Brady 2013 #WHU

Led By Donkeys do it again 😭👏👏👏👏 Immigration makes Britain brilliant ❤️ Let’s make this go viral 👇

Hi Russell, considering I am the only Labour Councillor on the authority and I was not at the induction (as I have been here 9 years), this is a complete lie and a breach of standards @reformexposed

A fitting way for this Arsenal side to win the league. Blatant cheating. Story of their season. Cheating, dirty tactics, time wasting, diving and corruption

So tragic… That the people who have been lied to and left behind by politicians for decades …are now falling for the most transparent con of all.

West Ham United’s impending relegation is the result of years of mismanagement and slow decline. The patchwork football club, in the 60k makeshift stadium overtaken by dozens of better run, historically smaller clubs with barely half that. Run with idiotic, short term thinking, by a chairman who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Loyal fans cast aside and treated with total disdain. No plan off the pitch, a confused mess on it, born from a total lack of professionalism and planning. Fighting relegation most seasons, despite regularly spending hundreds of millions (via payday loans) on old players recommended by the owners’ mates. A few memorable seasons with David Moyes papering over the huge cracks in the poorly hidden running track. A decade after we left the Boleyn Ground, WHU has never felt more lost. You’ll see few highlight reels from the club for the upcoming anniversary: for the most part, it’s been a torrid decade in the bowl. If relegation rids us of Sullivan, so be it. But with 100m of debt (how?) and double that owed in player purchases, it could be a long, long time before we’re at this level again. We’re about to find out just how many clubs we’ve fallen behind. #whufc #NomoreBS

Am I fat… Boomers…You could lose a few pounds Millennials…No, you’re beautiful Gen Z…We don’t body shame Gen X…I know 5 fat people and you’re 4 of them

BBC's Standing Room Only made some footballing predictions in 1994. How right they were...

The media has convinced you that Keir Starmer is the worst Prime Minister in history. They're lying to you.

Bullshit, you uneducated cunt. The US joined World War I two years before the war ended, after German unrestricted submarine warfare killed US citizens. The US joined World War II after Japan—Germany's ally—bombed Pearl Harbor. At no time prior to those events was the United States considering saving Europe. You didn't even bail anyone out. The UK and France had borne the brunt of the fighting and dying for four years in World War I by the time the US joined, and Germany was tiring of the war by then. In World War II, Germany saw the Western Front as a sideshow as it focused its best units and equipment on the Soviets in the east, whom they deemed the bigger threat. NATO, an alliance formed in 1949, did not exist from 1941 to 1945. NATO has invoked Article 5 only once—for the United States after it was attacked on September 11, 2001. The NATO mutual defense clause does not cover wars of aggression by its members. Oh, and Ukraine? A member of NATO's Partnership for Peace program? A nation that sent 6,000 soldiers to Iraq when Article 5 was invoked and lost troops there—literally bled for the United States. That Ukraine? There are no NATO troops on the ground fighting there, and there never have been. NATO also isn't supplying Ukraine or paying for a damn thing here. That's the EU and individual European nations. You clowns need to stop with this savior bullshit.

Absolute joke of a penalty for Arsenal.

Back last night from a fantastic weekend away with my son, Jamie, in Spain looking for Iberian Lynx. The hard work finally paid off late afternoon on the last day. Creating memories.

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...

History lesson for Trump: In 1939, Churchill asked America for help to fight the Nazis. America refused. Churchill continued to ask in 1940 & 1941 as Europe fell. Not until Pearl Harbour did America jon Britain in WW2. *Then they leased us food & armaments*. We paid until 2006.

Ventriloquist Nina Conti does a human ventriloquism bit with two sisters from the audience.

This kid had 25 seconds to hit 4 shots for $10K… and he delivered. 😯

The con artist formerly known as prince