King of Chelsea Media. CPO Shareholder. Enemy of morons.
Joined June 2017
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Feb 5
🚨 BREAKING MOOOOS 🚨
JESSE DERRY HAS BEEN CALLED UP TO THE FIRST TEAM TO REPLACE JAMIE GITTENS
CARLITO’S HEART IS FULL!!!!!!
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Maxi Araujo is an absolutely fantastic left back.
If Chelsea is replacing Marc Cucurella with Maxi Araujo, we have just leveled up several degrees.
This guy is ELITE.
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I am seeing way way too many people either assume to know or pretend to know what formation Xabi Alonso will be deploying at Chelsea next season.
Man, I coach 4-5 different formations. I'm sure his bag has half a dozen.
Stop pretending you know. You do not know. None of you do.
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Hincapie beaten like he stole something.
Arsenal players getting EXPOSED
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May 27
Called this two years ago.
Called this last summer.
Calling this again.
Enzo Fernandez will be sold this window.
I cannot wait.
May 27
🚨 🗣️ Spainiah journalist @tgm46: “Enzo wants to leave Chelsea and has been sanctioned for openly expressing his desire to join Real Madrid. His agent, Javier Pastore, is working to bring him to the Bernabeu. The dilemma lies in his market value. Chelsea are demanding €140 million. This transfer can only go through if a player is included in the deal.” (via @eldebate_com)
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Jun 13
Im done with this guy.
Stop asking him questions about Chelsea. He wants to leave and Chelsea recognizes very obviously that he is on the decline.
Sell him and move on. Hato is better
Jun 13
Marc Cucurella was asked by @marca if he is attracted to Xabi Alonso's project?
🎙️Cucurella: "Yes. I've spoken with him and he inspired a lot of confidence in me. I've also spoken with Grimaldo and Borja, who have worked with him, and they spoke very highly of him. The project seems very interesting."
#BlueCo #CFC
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Pretty sure Cucurella had a book value of 12 mil ......
WHAT A SALE!!!!!!!
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OHHHHH LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS @CarefreeLewisG
HAVERTZ IS ON FIIIIIIIIIRE FOR YOU MY DEAR!!!!!!
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Again, Vince thinks he works for and speaks for Chelsea.
There are no lines. Chelsea is ABSOLUTELY selling Enzo
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Holy balls that is a FEE
🚨 Real Madrid reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Marc Cucurella. 27yo left-back joins #RMFC from #CFC for €60m - €55m fixed €5m bonuses. Spain international’s deal done at rapid speed & now on to paperwork stage @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano nytimes.com/athletic/7325256…
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MY MAN GETS WHAT HE WANTS
#BREAKING: Chelsea have started working on a new left back to replace Marc Cucurella (27yo).
The message from Chelsea is they will go for different players and new manager Xabi Alonso will get what he wants.
(@FabrizioRomano) #BlueCo #CFC
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CARLITO IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!!
CUCURELLA IS OUT
ENZO IS NEXT
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Selling Marc Cucurella for MORE THAN £43 mil when we didn’t want to offer him a new deal, he publicly disrespected Chelsea, and he was clearly on the decline????
Signed me the fuck up every day of the week for that baby!!!!!
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HEY CUCURELLA
DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA
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May 19
Jorrel Hato is a really good player.
Sup @CFCCouchCritic ........
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