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Joined August 2021
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He’s had a really shit year. Feel for the lad. Get fit, knuckle down and smash it next season and he will be right back in the England frame #nufc
🚨 Tino Livramento to miss World Cup with calf injury. Not serious but major blow for Newcastle United defender & #England ahead of #2026FIFAWorldCup opener vs #Croatia - 23yo returning to #NUFC Trevoh Chalobah called up @TheAthleticFC post @Matt_Law_DT nytimes.com/athletic/7365471…
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The fact that the Gordon deal is costing man Utd £300k a week and will continue to do so until the end of Rashfords contract is just a little bit of icing on the cake #nufc
Barcelona’s €30m option to sign Marcus Rashford on a permanent basis following his loan spell at Camp Nou expired yesterday. Despite Rashford’s desire to stay in Catalonia, the likelihood of Barcelona triggering that clause has appeared remote for months, but especially following Anthony Gordon’s €80m signing from Newcastle. Rashford’s salary of more than £300,000-per-week — making him one of United’s highest-paid players — could see any exit run later into the summer, at which point the 28-year-old will have returned for pre-season training at Carrington. United face the same challenge in finding suitors for Andre Onana. United are open to listening to offers for Manuel Ugarte and Joshua Zirkzee, whose playing time was limited towards the end of the season under Michael Carrick. 📝 @mjcritchley & @lauriewhitwell FREE TO READ 🔗 nyti.ms/3QFnttL
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I think Tonali is relatively easily replaced on the pitch, especially given how he has played for us. That said, the optics of selling your biggest name players, especially to a team like Spurs aren’t great. Inevitably it will cause some angst amongst the fanbase #nufc
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If he goes there I hope he gets his phone snatched and gets massively overcharged by one of those pedicab things in Leicester Square #nufc
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham have entered the race to sign Sandro Tonali! 💣🇮🇹 De Zerbi wants Tonali as new star for the midfield, ideal to step up #THFC level. Spurs ready to face Man City and Arsenal in the race for Tonali for new ambitious project to prove their intentions.
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Don’t know about anyone else but this Nickson news has me so rattled that I’ll need a stiff glass of @knoxhydrate to settle my nerves #nufc
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It’s it ok to not catastrophise about a member of the backroom staff leaving? Presume he has a notice period and a non compete so it shouldn’t impact this summer window #nufc
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Oh Craig 😬 #nufc
🚨 EXCL: Newcastle United head of recruitment Steve Nickson leaving club. Englishman has informed #NUFC of decision - timings still tbc but all parties comfortable with situation. Move to Championship on agenda after 15yrs at St James’s Park @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7362261…
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Don't fancy Switzerland's chances tonight, they're all fucking injured.
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Americans. Literally ruin every single thing they touch. They’re a disease in football. There’s no cure.
They aren’t even hiding what these hydration breaks are about. It’s 75 degrees under a roof at SoFi, the announcer says “that’s the end of the first quarter,” and then it’s straight to commercials. The game is gone.
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They invented signing talented foreign players apparently #nufc
🔒| Premium opinion - Newcastle United appear to be following Sunderland’s lead in the transfer market - and that poses a fascinating new question for Florent Ghisolfi #SAFC sunderlandecho.com/sport/foo…
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There’s no way Gordon doesn’t get a mad red card this World Cup #nufc
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A Man Utd supporting journalist who wet the bed about Barcelona signing Gordon rather than taking £350k a week worth of past his best Rashford says Hall is going to go. Everyone in #nufc believes him.
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A quiet moment for all of us survivors of Spurs away in that cup quarter final where Jak Alnwick was in goal. #nufc
🫣 Who is the worst player you’ve ever seen at Newcastle United? #NUFC
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Great play by Gordon. Fucker never did that in the league last season #nufc
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Tbf Wissa would have missed the chance anyway
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Bob_Helpful retweeted
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Only foreign clubs
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Presumably we scoop a cool £5m from Anderson deal? #nufc
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Wondering if Adidas see have a kit people violently dislike as a good thing. Better people feel strongly about it than being ambivalent. Drives content, engagement and brand awareness. (This is total guesswork btw, no idea if that is how a marketeer would think) #nufc
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That makes Tonali worth £140m #nufc
Understand Bournemouth value Alex Scott at around £80m and plan to offer the midfielder a new deal. Yet Liverpool and Manchester United have Scott on their radar. Spurs also hold appreciation. Bournemouth owner Bill Foley is intent on keeping Scott with hope he'll sign a new contract, likely with a release clause. This was the case when Antoine Semenyo extended last summer.🍒
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