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I put a lot of work into these things (usually) and would love more people to get to see them. Patreon.com/roryblank
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23 Nov 2025
dream weapon from genghis tron one of my slept on favorites of 2021
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i realized today that a few months ago i had a brief interaction with a prominent philosopher who I didn't recognize by his username at the time, and if I had known it was him then, i probably would have been a lot ruder to him than I was
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when the knicks won everyone yelled and my cat threw up
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this is it boys, it's confirmed, this is is going to be the batman movie where we finally see a fully nude human penis
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Boots Riley is officially the youngest director to direct “I Love Boosters.”
He is 55 years old.
source: Deadline
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Today I felt a strong urge to walk 3 miles to eat a bunch of sides at Nandos.
Since Nandos insists on mobile ordering I also got to learn that the only other time that I have been to Nandos was one day short of exactly one year ago.
See you again in June 2027 Nandos.
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There are places in town I go to like once a month at least. Nandos, twice, 364 days apart.
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This is also perhaps more notable because I am a vegetarian so this wasn't to eat chicken, in both cases it was specifically because I wanted to eat halloumi and brussels sprouts but not to have to cook anything
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Even in your fantasy you remained a slave
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I’ve been seeing and hearing a lot of Texas republican campaign ads and it really feels like the thing they’re zeroing in on as the main issue for the year is “sharia law” and more broadly the presence of Muslims in the state. Like they think Muslims have invaded the state.
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Idk, if your party has been in charge of everything for decades and this has happened (it hasn’t) i think that sounds like you did a bad job of preventing it from happening (non issue, it doesn’t matter, Muslims are 1% of the state, have as much right to be here as anyone else)
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Hey, better to freak people out with talk about how there are more food trucks with shawarma in them than there were a decade ago than talk about how excited they are to put a bunch of data centers on our fucked up power grid
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Brilliant move to save this very real thing until after the election.
Spencer Pratt claims he has a recording that will force mayoral candidate to resign.
Video: tmz.me/4gfqPxR
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S — ambulance, firetruck, bus
A — big rig, mail truck, tractor
B — cyclist, trainee, taxi, scooter
C — minivan, worker, motorcycle
D — RV, sports car, lifted truck
F — Tesla, Waymo, ticket cop
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Hey personally I am rooting for the Spurs tonight purely on the level that I want the finals to go all the way to 7 games because I know that will ultimately be more gratifying for the fans of the ultimate winning team.
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Yes, I am a Texan, and that’s where my allegiance is, but also, Knicks fans, think about how happy you were at the very end of the last game after being miserable all night
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killed one that was just carrying a bunch of apples, probably to feed his family
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