#Harris2024 | Dog/Cat/Plant dad | Artist | LSU | Saints | Views are mine; I think I'm funny
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself retweeted
Jun 15
One thing they don't tell you about the “push a button for a million dollars but someone you don't know dıės” hypothetical is that literally every billionaire is effectively pressing that button as much as they can all the time just because that's how exploitation works
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Hey mom, oh nothing, NYC is just getting cool shit again.
The Knicks belong to New York City. And this championship belongs to the people who waited 53 years for it.
That’s why we’re giving away 600 free tickets to Thursday’s Championship Ceremony at City Hall following the ticker-tape parade.
The public lottery is open now and will close tomorrow, June 17, at 11 AM. Details at Knicks.com/CeremonySweeps.
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“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
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Since Trump is refusing to remove the curtain and reveal that his name has been stripped form the Kennedy Center.
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Barack Obama "is really messed up. I'm giving him some time because this beautiful skirt that my stylist Meredith Koop picked out that is my favorite portrait of my mom. He didn't know it existed until just a few minutes ago. I've had a few weeks to settle down"
- Michelle Obama
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself retweeted
“Where is Vader today?”
“He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself retweeted
Honestly, I had no idea you could just FaceTime the ISS😭😭
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself retweeted
Jun 15
How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?
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In Baton Rouge, Dempsey's.
For muffalettas, Anthony's Italian Deli
Where is y’all’s go to poboy shop? Tag em in the comments plz and thx!!!
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The Reflecting Pool is green.
The White House is a construction zone.
The Rose Garden is a concrete patio.
The South Lawn is dead.
The Kennedy Center is draped in tarps.
Trump really knows how to make Washington look great.
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I wanna be Freddy when I grow up.
This is the coolest thing ever. We’re at NASA getting a tour from astronaut Anne McClain. This is us entering the Orion capsule that flew around the Moon in April.
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This is the coolest thing ever. We’re at NASA getting a tour from astronaut Anne McClain. This is us entering the Orion capsule that flew around the Moon in April.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself retweeted
A difficult decision, but I, too, have decided to pretend to stop enriching uranium in exchange for $300 billion
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself retweeted
Jun 15
I'm really tired of how much credit Chicago gets for dying the Chicago River green for Saint Patrick's Day, when President Trump has done the same thing for America's 250th Anniversary with zero fanfare.
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Cocchiarella: There’s a 100% chance of bugs. That’s a real stat.
So Trump’s acolyte, Dana White, has literally lined the cage with industrial fans to blow the gnats off the fighters.
For this octogenarian’s birthday, the failing, aging king—decaying in real time—has decided to throw himself a giant blood-sport party on the palace lawn to prove that he is still strong. And heaven responds by sending a heat wave, a thunderstorm, and a literal plague of insects down on top of him.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself retweeted
Jun 14
RT if @FreddyLA7 got you hyped for @LSUfootball season too 😤
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself retweeted
Jun 14
Truth.
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Thunderstorms, 34 mph winds, and massive swarms of mosquitoes are currently forecasted during Trump’s birthday UFC fight today.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself retweeted
Jun 14
Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself retweeted
Jun 14
Our room for the coming days in Houston. I don’t even know what to say about this. This is just unreal. No words.
Huge huge thank you to JJ Watt for giving me and my friends the opportunity to stay at a place like this🙏🙏🙏
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