We appreciate rapidly refilled mimosas, loosely enforced two-hour limits, and living in the (brunch) capital of the world.
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16 Jan 2023
stop what you're doing and take the revamped "where should i brunch?" quiz, which now has over FOURTY possible answers! bottomlessbros.com/quiz/disc…
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it’s always the bars you most expect
Mar 14
Dirty Water on H Street unsuccessfully argued in a motion for reconsideration to the Alcohol Commission that an I.D. having a "fuzzy" photo, partially scraped off signature and a misaligned font with a suspicious gap, would not appear fraudulent to a reasonable person.
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to anyone who still thinks brunch places don’t make good food — congrats to stellini pizzeria on winning DC’s meatball fest! bottomlessbros.com/brunch/st…
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we gotta narrow the definition of dive bar past “bar that aging millennials who still vote in twitter polls enjoy”
Feb 19
I’ve used a much larger council, Twitter followers - only 7 spots got a supermajority. 10 more got a majority
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12 Jul 2025
need a very last-second brunch spot? we categorized all 110 of DC’s current bottomless brunch deals in the only spreadsheet you’ll ever need: docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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11 Jul 2025
proud to be millennials, the last generation to know how bars work
Please. For the love of God! Open a God damn tab. You’re killing me smalls.
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11 Jul 2025
why read a long article when you can take DC’s one-and-only BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH QUIZ: bottomlessbros.com/quiz/disc…
D.C.’s must-try restaurants for next-level avocado toast, bottomless Aperol spritzes, and more dc.eater.com/maps/best-brunc…
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11 Jul 2025
and by EVERY we mean 110
11 Jul 2025
don’t know where to brunch this weekend? check out our updated spreadsheet of EVERY BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH in DC: docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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11 Jul 2025
don’t know where to brunch this weekend? check out our updated spreadsheet of EVERY BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH in DC: docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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1 Jul 2025
hope this is the rare temporary closure that is indeed temporary
1 Jul 2025
The Passenger in Shaw is closing TEMPORARILY for renovations. Owner Tom Brown says they are going to overhaul everything and bring back food.
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27 Jun 2025
the wharf location never matched the original, but RIP, part two
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27 Jun 2025
the wait is over — our first review of 2025 is live! unfortunately during our intervening four-month editorial process, NERO removed their brunch menu entirely: bottomlessbros.com/brunch/ne…
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14 May 2025
DC also has no good Mexican food because apparently virtually no Mexicans live here. All the Mexican restaurants are run by pathetic whites doing chipotle imitations. It is astounding. Idaho has better Mexican food than DC.
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Bottomless Bros retweeted
2 May 2025
"We’re selling more bone marrow than I’ve ever sold in my entire career."
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21 Mar 2025
2025, baby!
21 Mar 2025
Hill Country BBQ is closing and being replaced by…a bitcoin bar???
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14 Dec 2024
it’s december 2024 and espresso martinis are BACK
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22 Nov 2024
the only thing it “reveals” that taffer’s tavern sucked
22 Nov 2024
Jon Taffer's D.C. venture hit a hurdle. Discover why the "Bar Rescue" star's tavern closed and what it reveals about local conditions in Chinatown. bizjournals.com/washington/n…
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