Math 6 teacher... yes, on purpose
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Two reasons why teaching is harder than surgery:
1️⃣ Surgeons can work without the patients' cooperation. The patient is likely sleeping!
2️⃣ Surgeons can do their job successfully without the relationship-building required for teaching.
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31 Aug 2024
I had a parent tell me the school “created the student dependence on phones.” That it’s “too late to put the genie back in the bottle.”
Girl, I did NOT purchase that phone, pay for the service and allow unrestricted access to it 24/7…
That was YOU.
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3 Jun 2024
Words I will be happy NOT to hear over the summer….
1. Bro
2. Bruh (yes, this is different than bro)
3. Bussin
4. Facts
5. Rizz
6. Cap
7. Slaps (as in, that song ‘slaps’)
8. Karen
9. SIMP
10. Sigma
11. AF
12. Cringe
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16 May 2024
Dear New Teacher,
You can love your job & be good at it & still be tired of it all by now. Ready for summer & a new group of students next year
Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
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If a student comes to you right now asking for all their missing work, the correct answer is “I don’t accept late work”
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25 Apr 2024
In case you’re wondering what it’s like to teach middle schoolers: a student’s backpack spilled and it looked like a mini-Sephora. Another student lost their tooth and in a different class I had to tell them to stop making fart noises. It’s WILD over here!! 😵💫😂
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22 Apr 2024
State testing days should be early dismissal days.
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8 Apr 2024
Here's your annual reminder that starting the NCAA Men's National Championship game at 9:20 pm ET on a Monday is certifiably insane.
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3 Apr 2024
Being a teacher isn't just one job. It's 100,000 little jobs.
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26 Mar 2024
Admin to Teacher Phrases We Are Sick of…
“Remember your why’
‘Do it for the kids’
‘Try building relationships’
‘’Remember to practice self-care’
‘The Hattie data says’
‘‘Don’t forget about differentiating’
‘We will have a new curriculum that will address all of our needs’
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9 Mar 2024
THIS!!!!!!!!!!
8 Mar 2024
Kids need consequences from people who love them, before they end up with consequences from people who don’t.
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8 Mar 2024
Kids need consequences from people who love them, before they end up with consequences from people who don’t.
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3 Mar 2024
RT @teachergrind: Anyway. This is the type of shit that happens when your admin suck at being leaders and let staff do whatever the fuck th…
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29 Feb 2024
Realizing that you cannot speak reasoning to people who do not want to hear facts beyond their own bubble is growth. I’m getting there.
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23 Feb 2024
The perfect shirt for a middle school or high school teacher doesn’t exis—-
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19 Feb 2024
Things teachers want to say to parents…
-Take the phone away at night. Your kid isn’t getting enough sleep.
-Don’t believe everything your kid says. They lie…A LOT!
-Teach your kid to have some grit.
•Model kind actions.
-Stop blaming everyone for your kid’s issues.
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17 Feb 2024
Teachers not being paid $100K is a crime.
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12 Feb 2024
My annual thought…
The day after the Super Bowl should be a national day off.
OR
The Super Bowl should be played on a Saturday.
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8 Feb 2024
I’M TIRED, Y’ALL
I honestly don’t even think just taking a sick/personal day is going to cut it.
I need like a whole week.
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1 Feb 2024
Deciding to get up
1 Feb 2024
Which part of your morning routine takes the longest?
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