Pick better fetishes than politics/politicians

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28 Jan 2021
So, on the "advice" of a gentleman I greatly respect, and who I kinda sorta work for, I've changed my handle so it's not immediately personally identifiable. *sigh*
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She knows which part of this annoys me most.
I mean this is to hurt a bunch of people though my intended target is @BrCo1981 instagram.com/reel/DZf8JNczU…
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May 27
*laughs and weeps*
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May 21
The sneeze into near unconsciousness will always and forever be my favorite.
THIS IS HURTFUL! Not as much as choking on air after I trip over an invisible dog but STILL.
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May 21
She already destroyed my Braves, so I’ll take my chances tagging @alexthechick with this.
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May 19
This is 100000% the fault of @alexthechick
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May 14
LITERALLY OVER 30 YEARS AGO! Hell, it was so long ago that the Cowboys have been relevant since then.
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May 14
Why do you hate me?
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Apr 29
STOP LISTENING IN!!! No seriously we have had many similar conversations.
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Apr 26
Chant or no chant….I win as dad.
I am currently making @BrCo1981 learn the BTS fanchant because I am a Good Friend.
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Apr 26
Zero chance I’m getting any of that beyond screaming “BTS” at the end. I’ll let Eldest Drunken Midget handle it.
I am currently making @BrCo1981 learn the BTS fanchant because I am a Good Friend.
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Apr 7

ALT madeline kahn flames GIF

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Apr 4
Man, @TheRealDisco just catching strays for no reason.
"Randy was talking to, color me surprised it was Pat McAfee, and that’s like if Scott Hall & Kevin Nash talked about the third man and instead of Hulk Hogan, it was Disco Inferno!" - Cody Rhodes CODY RHODES COOKED PAT MCAFEE 😭🔥 #SmackDown
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Mar 6
Good news @alexthechick. We’re damn near immortal.
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Mar 5
Land, sea, and air superiority. Which, funny enough, is largely why those things still exist.
Europe has the Eiffel Tower Europe has the Colosseum Europe has Big Ben Europe has the Acropolis Europe has the Sagrada Família Europe has the Louvre China has the Great Wall China has the Forbidden City China has the Terracotta Army, etc The United States has...?
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Mar 5
*rubs forehead tiredly*
🚨 BRAHMA CHELLANEY: Under the Geneva Conventions, attackers must search for survivors when a warship is sinking. A US Navy submarine torpedoed Iranian warship IRIS Dena near Sri Lanka and left. Sri Lankan Navy rescued 32 sailors. U.S. VIOLATED THE GENEVA CONVENTION. 😡
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Mar 1
Dems 2026: Clear Pepsi Wasn’t That Bad
So far Trump's gotten Dems to be on the side of drug runners, the cartels, Maduro, and now the mullahs in Iran. Like. I'm trying to think what's next. Getting them to demand New Coke make a come back?
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Feb 22
Watching Olympic curling and remembering the time @NiedsG and I went to the US nationals when it was randomly here by us.
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Feb 17
No need to tag.
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