Had your little fun, fella?
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1 Nov 2022
The difference is that it used to be those who wanted to be taken seriously at least tried to move past that. Why? Because someone with different beliefs than you is not per se the enemy and it is intellectually, psychologically, and spiritually immature to think so.
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I mean this is to hurt a bunch of people though my intended target is @BrCo1981
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Itโs a pretty modest ambition compared to most of @FreddyLA7โs elevated trip at this point, but someone make sure we show him how to find and eat honeysuckle.
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Bookstores are where restraint goes to die.
"Where is human nature so weak
as in the bookstore?"
โ Henry Ward Beecher
ALT G B Kearey Mitchell, Bookseller 1923.
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140 odds currently that Freddy is a guest picker on college gameday this fall at some point
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We have Italians discovering free refills,
Japanese discovering unlimited chips and salsa, and Germans road tripping the country becoming Ella Fellas.
In this USA 250 simulation, itโs quite simple, weโre winning the World Cup.
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I would buy the rights to the ThinkPad brand back from Lenovo, and Make ThinkPads Great Again.
Oh and Iโd buy the Chrysler building.
And the WWE.
What would you do with a trillion dollars?
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Dutch fans are at Buc-eeโs in Madisonville ahead of their match in Arlington.
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As a timeline cleanser, whatโs a movie that you rationally know isnโt good but you love?
Mine is a tie between Con Air and Face Off
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The Koreans in Mexico are going to invent binge drinking methods that will advance the craft by decades in mere weeks
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Ben Franklin invented electricity when he was president so that we could watch America dominate the Europoors at their own sport
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I mean, this is an excellent motivational statement.
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Jun 12
We dominated the world for 250 years without importing technical officers, you can miss me on that opportunity cost because half of GenZ is out of work, many of whom you told to learn to code. That's the opportunity I care about.
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Scotland fans ๐ค the people of a Boston
No Scotland , No Party โฝ๏ธ ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐บ๐ธ
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Jun 12
Your goal in life as an American should be to love America as much as a German soccer fan.
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