NYC born and raised & love the Braves. 4x fantasy football champion. Meatcat’s dad. Ambidextrous.

Joined April 2009
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I will get over my fear and learn how to drive in 2025
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I will get over my fear and learn how to drive in 2024
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Please acquire more than one starting pitcher. Chris Sale can’t do it alone.
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I didn’t get arrested! Yay!
63 people arrested, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting reported in NYC after Knicks fans go wild celebrating NBA Finals win trib.al/aqUNTh6
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Knicks championship parade in New York, huh? You think they’ll use Ginny Sack as a float?
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Nah, y’all gotta run that trophy through all 5 boroughs like y’all do the marathon.
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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So much for class.

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THE KNICKS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS
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Sochan funny
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MY GOD SYDNEY SWEENEY

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Eli White!
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Doesn't get much easier than this. $25 to a random person when this bangs to comments, reposts and follows!
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Strider to the bullpen, please and thank you.
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THE YANKS ARE HERE
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Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau looking on at Los Angeles Stadium for USA-Paraguay
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All the love to Bill. One of the truest anchor I’ve seen on the screen.
Beloved WABC Anchor Bill Ritter steps away from the anchor desk; reveals Alzheimer's diagnosis 7ny.tv/qjn7PG
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I’M SCREAMING
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Need that shirt Hartman is wearing
These two guys are torching the South Atlantic League btw
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The Koreans got a bit of the Mexican tan going on
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That fucking bitch is not even attractive.. she eats her own boogers LMAOOOOO #LCDLF6
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THE DOMINICANS THOUGHT THEY HAD A WINNER LMAOOOOOOOOO MISS BOOGER EATER #LCDLF6
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