Ravens, and I talk my football opinions/takes. Breakfast carrot enthusiast 🥕 8k on tik tok and counting Rob_talks_football
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The kids might be alright
Jun 15
BBC: “What was your screen time?”
Student: “Nine hours.”
BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”
Student: “Stare at a wall.”
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Hey Ian…
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Jun 14
The hottest woman you’ll ever see will be at Barnes and Nobles
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Jun 14
This Knicks team will never have to buy a single drink the rest of the their lives in the city of New York
Jun 14
JALEN BRUNSON WHEN IT MATTERED MOST 🗽
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14-27 FG
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HEART OF A CHAMPION ❤️🏆
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Jun 10
FLACCO DESERVED BETTER
Jun 10
Wasted Lamar but he’s an all time great type of talent so he made it shake to an extent. The real crime is how badly they mismanaged flacco, now I see I was far too hard on Joe.
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Jun 10
Tracy Morgan, still proving that he’s a colossal dumbass
Tracy Morgan says he “can’t stand teachers” because “they have a limit... that’s all they’re ever going to be.”
Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2570358
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Breakfast Carrot retweeted
Jun 9
feel like radbrad they gon pay me just to walk through
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Jun 10
What the fucking is happening in this picture for the phone to be doing that.
Jun 9
I got the dare "Bring out your dck"😪 which ended my 5 years relationship
My girlfriend invited me to her friend’s birthday house party. All-night vibes. Mature crowd, everybody chill. We all shook hands like diplomats: “No bail. Truth or Dare till the sun comes up. Whatever happens in this room, stays in this room.” Signed and ealed...
Game started smooth,petty truths, mild dares, laughter everywhere. Then one bold babe hit me with: “Bring out your dck.” I froze. My babe was right there. I looked at her like “babe, help?” She just shrugged and said, “Na so.” So…
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Bruh can someplace hire me so I can leave this fuck ass job 🤣🤣 Christ
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We are so back
Jun 9
Oh my, during 11v11, Lamar Jackson unloads a 60-yard completion down the right sideline and in front of the pylon to rookie WR Elijah Saratt. Jackson made the throw on the run, too. One of the best throws and connections we’ve seen this offseason from the 2-time NFL MVP.
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Breakfast Carrot retweeted
First trailer for ‘THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME’ remake.
Releasing later this year.
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The First Amendment actually allows anyone to disrespect or shit talk the President.
If you suck at your job, why should people *NOT* be allowed to call you out on it?
Fucking dumbass
Jun 9
Yeah don’t disrespect the president mf.
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In Harbaugh speech this means he’s gonna be out for 3-4 months. Maybe longer.
Almost half a dozen guys injured already in the Harbaugh Giants era lmao
Jun 8
Abdul Carter left Monday's minicamp practice early and did not return. The Giants initial belief is that he's OK.
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Breakfast Carrot retweeted
Jun 8
And more importantly/unfortunately actively undermines legitimate mental health concerns and reinforces the “made up excuse” narrative that we’ve spent so long and so much effort trying to minimize.
Such a self-serving selfish position to take
Jun 8
“If you give me consequences, I’ll have mental health problems”
Is one hell of a new meta for defense attorneys.
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T.O. Could’ve been a successful WR into his 40’s like Jerry Rice but no team wanted to deal with his attitude anymore.
36 YO: 55 Catches, 829 yards, 5 TDs
37 YO: 72 Catches, 983 yards, 9 TDs
2010 was his last year, didn’t even start 12 games and almost had 1K Yards.
Terrell Owens don’t get enough credit for being a freak athlete. I guess Moss’ effortless athleticism kind overshadowed it but make no mistake TO was with him.
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I have a theory that a lot of people with similar facial structures have the same personalities, regardless of geographical location.
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Breakfast Carrot retweeted
Carl Nassib: “I’m gay”
NFL reporters
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