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To be fair, he went in like a coward, governed like a coward, and refused to accept that he lost the election for 2 months, like a coward.
20 Jan 2021
Trump didn't pardon Assange He went out like a fucking coward
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Here is a prime example of the USA vs Canada. Trump complaining that he had a low chair because it looks bad in photos, and can’t figure out how to raise it. PM Carney brings over his chair to swap it with him. 🇨🇦
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A US official confirms to PBS News that the president signed a physical copy of the memorandum of understanding with Iran while at the palace of Versailles this evening.
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it's real
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.@BBC adding mountains to the green screen background of Houston is one of the most dubious things I’ve ever seen
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Sometimes it's worth remembering that these are the most ridiculous people alive.
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You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you haťe most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it ??
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Your daily reminder that Medicare for All would save $650 billion and 68,000 lives each and every year, per CBO and the Yale School of Public Health.
Healthcare costs are projected to rise 9% in 2027, the most in nearly two decades.
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Literally the most unsettling sound on earth. Shit sounds like a horror movie soundtrack.
Sure to impact animal and human reproduction...mark my words. Poor guy saw his home's value drop to essentially zero. Ain't no one buying a house to deal with that noise 24/7
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This gets funnier everytime I watch it. If you don’t see it the first time, watch it again. Funniest thing you’ll watch today
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America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.
I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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"That's an odd sport what they do is they combine the style and grace of boxing with uh... with kicking. Yeah" - Norm Macdonald youtu.be/S_02hl81IiQ
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This looks pretty permanent. Built around the doors.
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BREAKING: NYT Confirms Trump Is Supervising Kennedy Center Tarp Removal As His Agents Appear to Be Indicating It May Stay Up Indefinitely—Effectively Taking *Kennedy's* Name Off the Center As Well As Trump's in One of the Most Petty and Vindictive Acts Ever Taken By Any President
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I’ve actually shed a tear reading the Gettysburg address at this monument I mean what the fuck
Dana White: Are we translating that or what?...That was English? Oh shit, alright. It was Spanish to me.
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If you say so... So I'd take it white skin indicates violent, destructive and borderline evil characteristics? Just making sure I'm getting this right and employing your "odd" logic correctly...
Turns out skin color is a reliable indicator of an individual’s character
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That's gotta be an omen of some kind. We need augurs for elephant piss
They just led an elephant through the @TexasGOP convention and it took a giant pee right near the press area.
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racism is a sign of low intelligence
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This is Trump’s Watergate. Today, the @nytimes released a truly stunning report on the Epstein cover-up by the White House.  Collusion, breaking the law, evading subpoenas—it’s all in there: - Trump quashing the files - The VP, COS, DOJ, FBI, and others colluding in the Situation Room to stop their release and compliance - Officials lying to the public  - Admin in-fighting and exits - Officials who appeared in front of Congress during this time Read the report here: nytimes.com/2026/06/10/magaz…
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Joe Rogan claims Trump never got booed at UFC events. Here’s a clip of him saying the complete opposite I know this is true bc I was there at UFC 244 live in the crowd as they booed him out of the arena
💥NEW: Joe Rogan on TRUMP👏 “People say he got booed at the UFC. I’ve seen him at the UFC six times or something like that … He’s NEVER gotten booed. They f*cking CHEER! The people that say they’re booing him, you’re distorting reality. It’s not true.”
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Seth Lugo exited the game after taking a line drive off the head from his former Mets teammate Brandon Nimmo Nimmo immediately ran over to check on Lugo, and Lugo joked that he'd rather Nimmo just hit a home run next time
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