Today is the day to flood Twitter with this birthday card.

After the UK seized the Russian shadow fleet tanker 'SMYRTOS' overnight, @MarineTraffic data shows at least three other shadow fleet tankers have abandoned their passage through the English channel this morning; SONA, MAINI and, QASR

🚨 BREAKING Trump drove his motorcade across the drained Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool while resurfacing work was still underway. As someone who constantly reminds us he's a "builder," he should have known exactly what that means. If leaks, blisters, delamination, cracking, or coating failures appear later, the contractor now has an obvious response: "You drove armored vehicles across our work." That's not a political argument. That's a warranty argument. Pool coatings and waterproofing systems typically come with cure requirements, traffic restrictions, and exclusions for owner-caused damage. In construction, documented heavy vehicle traffic on a freshly resurfaced system is the kind of thing contractors point to when they deny warranty claims. The irony is hard to miss. A project intended to stop leaks now has documented coating defects. And the owner created a highly public record of driving a motorcade across the very surface that was supposed to keep the water in.

"Environmental Protection Agency" What a fucking shit show!

❗🇬🇧🇷🇺 British military forces detained the tanker Smyrtos in the English Channel, which the UK authorities consider to be part of Russia's "shadow fleet". The vessel was stopped during a six-hour operation. British Prime Minister Starmer stated that the operation was "another blow to Russia". According to the British Ministry of Defence, the vessel will remain under the control of the authorities while the investigation continues. It is noted that this is the first time that the British have seized a ship in the English Channel. Video is generated by Grok AI

So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????

BREAKING: NYT Confirms Trump Is Supervising Kennedy Center Tarp Removal As His Agents Appear to Be Indicating It May Stay Up Indefinitely—Effectively Taking *Kennedy's* Name Off the Center As Well As Trump's in One of the Most Petty and Vindictive Acts Ever Taken By Any President

Aerial view of New York right now.

Another Tiger lifts the trophy 🏆 Congrats @JordanClarksons on your NBA title! #MIZ 🐯

Pilots are having to file safety reports because this light is blinding them.

Speaking as a former pool operator. Painting the bottom of a shallow pool exposed to direct sunlight that's surrounded by trees dark blue simply creates the perfect conditions for algae to bloom lmao. This is the perfect exemplar for Trumps presidency.

So Trump lackies can lie to Congress but not to a court…and get away w/ it?!#MakeItMakeSense DOE head says agency didn’t punish blue states. His lawyers admit it did. wapo.st/4e5DMJh

🚨 UPDATE: 8 people charged in Sex Ring “Underground Bunker” for Paying adults to Rape their Children and Pets — Ages 3-16. Trial delayed as mom pleads guilty and flips on co-defendants In Bibb County, Alabama, eight suspects ran a sex trafficking ring out of an underground bunker where children as young as 3 were drugged, bound, and raped with adults paying to abuse them. Animals were also targeted. Rebecca Brewer and mother of some of the victims, pleaded guilty to sexual torture and nine counts of first-degree kidnapping. As part of the deal she agreed to testify against the other seven defendants. The trial for the remaining suspects has been delayed while the case expands, including a federal investigation into at least one of them. These monsters turned their own kids and pets into victims for profit. How long will it take for every last one of them to face real justice?

This world is upside down when you can agree with TUCKER CARLSON!?!?!?!?

No problem here with global ban on trophy hunting…but perhaps an exception should be made for men with extremely low the totesterone levels who want a quick boost?

Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO REINSTALL SIGNS, EXHIBITS IT REMOVED FROM NATIONAL PARKS DISCUSSING TOPICS LIKE SLAVERY, CLIMATE CHANGE

EXCLUSIVE: A commercial airline pilot filed safety reports after nearly being blinded by lights from Donald Trump's UFC structure when flying into Washington, D.C.'s Reagan airport. My latest with @MeidasTouch: meidasnews.com/news/white-ho…

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Fox News just admitted that the economy under Donald Trump is only working for the wealthiest Americans. Fox News just said the quiet part out loud. Wow.

“Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature.” — Hubert Reeves