One thing only I know, and that is that I know nothing.

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11 Aug 2024
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Jun 12
I genuinely thought that the first Canadian player to get booked earlier was called Carton Jaune for a moment
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Jun 12
Is it ironic that I just saw Alanis Morissette perform live and she didn't even sing Ironic
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Mar 21
15 Year Anniversary
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Mar 22
I will neither confirm or deny that I am Beachball Buchanon
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The best decision that we ever made
31 Aug 2020
Max and Ollie #AdoptDontShop
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1 Aug 2025
Where's Wally... Where's Warren
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27 Jun 2025
I take back every negative thing that I've ever said about Coldplay.
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27 Jun 2025
Will he just drink that fucking pint of Guinness already.
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8 May 2025
Spurs vs United is win-win because whoever loses it's funny
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2 May 2025
'Yeah I lost but really I won and they lost'
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27 Apr 2025
Call me Nostradamus
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4 Apr 2025
Life when you own a dog, amirite?
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31 Jan 2025
The more time I spend at airports, the more I worry about the future of the human race.
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26 Jan 2025
We've swapped the warmth of our sofa back in Bristol and a night in watching @SkySportsNFL with @neilreynoldsnfl @JasonBell33 @Phoebe_Schecter and @NdamukongSuh for the real thing! #ChiefsKingdom
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25 Jan 2025
Ah shit, here we go again.
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22 Jan 2025
I'm on my way to the airport but I don't know where I'm going...
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23 Jan 2025
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10 Jan 2025
Too much salad
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27 Oct 2024
This was a wild ride
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14 Aug 2024
Please excuse me while I have a bit of a rant
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14 Aug 2024
Finally, speaking to a third person actually got me somewhere and by somewhere I mean that I went from owing them over three and a half grand to... them effectively giving me back over two grand!
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14 Aug 2024
Seriously, @BritishGas, you need to get your shit together!
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