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Wow...It's looking like Twitter might actually crash and burn.
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Patreon: patreon.com/brokeassstuart
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Saw this rad drone light display and at first I didn’t know what I was seeing and was like “did someone dose me with acid?”
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Sgt. Die Wies' CHOCOLATE SUNDAY!
T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/…
Celebrate JUNETEENTH with an all star cast of Black aerialists, pole dancers, & the TOPS IN TEASE! Get SEATS now from @dnalounge -- Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM
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I’m on Magazine Street the middle of Nola and, I shit you not, someone just drove by yelling “heil Hitler!”
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The next BAS Dinner Club is a week away.
Get offline and meet some cool new friends.
broke-ass-stuart.dnnr.io
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Just to show you how garbage this platform is: since Musky took over my follower count has tripled but nearly all of those followers are bots. See the screenshot.
Also, my reach has cratered. I don’t know if that’s cuz my real followers have left or it’s an algorithmic thing.
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Sgt. Die Wies' CHOCOLATE SUNDAY!
T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/…
Celebrate JUNETEENTH with an all star cast of Black aerialists, pole dancers, & the TOPS IN TEASE! Get SEATS now from @dnalounge -- Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM
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Went and saw @BootsRiley’s I Love Boosters today.
It was funny, weird, sharp, thought provoking, and utterly insane. I highly recommend you go see it.
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How @BootsRiley Has Kept His Revolution Relevant For 35 Years
by @BeerAndSoulBlog
brokeassstuart.com/p/how-boo…
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BrokeAssStuart retweeted
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IF YOU WAIT TIL JUNE, ITS GAME OVER FOR I LOVE BOOSTERS.
WE HAVE TO HAVE EVERYONE GO SEE THIS ON THE WEEKEND OF MAY 22ND OR THEY START PULLING IT OFF OF SCREENS.
Please please celebrate your birthday on the weekend of May 22nd! :-)
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SUNDAY, May 4th! -- UNDERSEA BURLESQUE!
T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/…
Memorial Day Weekend, join Hubba Hubba Revue for mischievous mermaids, burlesque buccaneers & sultry sea monsters! Get SEATS from @dnalounge
Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM
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SUNDAY, May 4th! -- UNDERSEA BURLESQUE!
T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/…
Memorial Day Weekend, join Hubba Hubba Revue for mischievous mermaids, burlesque buccaneers & sultry sea monsters! Get SEATS from @dnalounge
Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM
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Do you know about the Dinner Club I'm doing?
It's pretty cool. You get matched with 5 other compatible people and all go out to dinner. Then afterwards all the tables meet up at an after party at a local bar.
The first one we did was a smashing success...
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We got 100 people out to 17 local restaurants!!
The next one is this Thursday in North Beach!
You still have time to join ⬇️
broke-ass-stuart.dnnr.io
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SUNDAY, May 4th! -- UNDERSEA BURLESQUE!
T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/…
Memorial Day Weekend, join Hubba Hubba Revue for mischievous mermaids, burlesque buccaneers & sultry sea monsters! Get SEATS from @dnalounge -- Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM
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SUNDAY, April 19th! Hubba Hubba Revue's CYBERPUNK!
T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/…
Join San Francisco's world famous burlesque & variety show in the happiest techno-dystopia ever! Enter The Matrix now! Get your SEATS from @dnalounge Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM
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SUNDAY, April 19th! Hubba Hubba Revue's CYBERPUNK!
T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/…
Join San Francisco's world famous burlesque & variety show in the happiest techno-dystopia ever! Enter The Matrix now! Get your SEATS from @dnalounge Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM
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How is there not a communist burlesque dancer named Foxy Trotsky?
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SUNDAY, April 19th! Hubba Hubba Revue's CYBERPUNK!
T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/…
Join San Francisco's world famous burlesque & variety show in the happiest techno-dystopia ever! Enter The Matrix now! Get your SEATS from @dnalounge Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM
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We're Launching the BAS Dinner Club!
We’re bringing together people who want to connect beyond the screen. At each dinner, you’ll be matched with like-minded locals for thoughtful conversation and real community.
brokeassstuart.com/p/we-re-l…
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Saw some very clever graffiti yesterday. It said “Vance 2026”
Which I realized was a sneaky way of saying “Let’s hope that Trump goes ☠️”.
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